What. The. Hell?!

 

Double-youTeeEff and all that shizzle...

 

What's happened to my beautiful space? It's all... Liney! It looks more professional.. Bitch.

 

It's all organised?! It's not me anymooorrrreeee... *cries into cold cup of coffee*

 

I guess I'll blog now and stop moaning.

 

Errrrmmm... So much has happened since I last blogged.. I'll write it in quick, note-like form...

 

This'll just be a short one.. I've got to be back at the school in twenty minutes.

 

The Holiday Blog will be completed as soon as I have finished it, and er...

 

AHHHH

 

I can't take it. They're soooo... Childy. Small and sticky and clingy and punchy.

 

I spent the whole of morning break saying "Let's stop kicking Connor in the head" or, "Garry! Tress are not for chewing" or, "Okay, let's now play the Not-Standing-On-Miss-Mayall's-Toes-Game."

 

Yeah, I'm now Miss Mayall. I like that. Commanding respect and all that. Awww. I'm going to force my friends to call me that from now on. Yay.

 

Errrmmm... I don't think going back to your old school should be allowed. It's weird. I don't like it. WAAAAH!!

 

Geez... That's it really. I've gotta go soon anyway.

I need lunch too.

 

I guess that's what lunch breaks are for though. I mean apart from blogging. What a tiny blog. Ah well. You all know I'm still alive, anyway.

 

I am still alive. Just beaten up and dribbled on a bit.

 

SEVEN MORE DAYS OF THIS!

SEVEN.

 

7!

 

I'm going to die. They'll kill me.

Just a few notes...

 

Barry Scott = Legend. Bow down to him. Now.

 

 

Feeling better now, for those who care. And those who don't. Damn indifferents.

 

Today was a fair hoot.

 

 

 

Lessons were average.

Food was spent making banners for Gavin and Rachel for the Year Ten Head Boy And Girl Elections. Which quite funny. Josh was being a prick.. You know, just for something new to do. He's never usually a prick.

 

Sorry, I mean he's ALWAYS a prick.

 

Then we had Latin. No comment.

 

Break was just Lizzie and I walking around, proceeding to the dinnerhall and not eating anything. Hm. Maths next. 'Twas dull.

 

Then English. I did Brutus' speech ^_^. I love that speech. I really wanted Marc Antony's though. Not just because I have a completely blown-out-of-proportion crush on Marc Antony, either. No.

 

 

Anyway, let's move on.

 

Then was lunch. That was a laugh. Wandered around for a bit, avoiding cameras. Bought a vanilla milkshake. Absolutely luuuurvely, that was. Then I can't remember much.

 

Then was PD. Miss Kelly DIDN'T have a spaz attack. Which is like wow. She got a bit angry, but she didn't go and fetch someone. She's so incompetent. So anyway. Then was some other stuff involving JJ, Chris, me, Alice and eating paper. I love our form. And I actually proper love JJ and Chris. Most of the time.

 

Then was hometime. Well, it was for most people. Alice, I and some others had to go to ICT. I spent my ten minutes of relative freedom saying goodbye to people. I spent altogether too long hugging Ant I think.. But ah well.

 

We had ICT, attempted to learn stuff, talked about the prom.

 

Ah yes, the prom. Only a year and a bit away now. Seems a bit of a faff really. Fun faff, but still. I think I'm going with Jackson. That's what was decided, yeah mate? Good. Just about everyone's decided already. Which is slightly weird I think. Jimmy and Mikey decided a good few months ago (Laura and Bethanie, I think). Loz and Alex have been decided for years, nearly. I was told to go with Jackson a couple of weeks ago... It's odd that people are already decided though. What about fall-outs? They happen, you know.

 

But whatever. Then I went home.

 

Home = extreme dulliosity

 

 

English trip tommorow.

 

*tries to contain self*

 

It should be good... I guess.

 

*ends blog on interesting, deeply moving note*

 

 

 

 

 

Or several lovely pictures of GREY squirrels. Enjoy. ^_^                       

             

         xXx

 

 

FUCKING HELL!!

 

I have a blog?!

 

Well, Danny seems to think so:

 

From :  Daniel Stoker <idontthinkishouldputhisaddressherewithoutpermission@hotmail.co.uk> Sent :  09 May 2006 16:36:06 To :  lifes_too_short_for_eskimo_pie@hotmail.com Subject :  RE: I B teh pwnage

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HURRY *poke* UP *poke* AND *prod* UPDATE *jab* YOUR *poke* BLOG *prod* OR *poke* I *jab* WILL *jab* TURN *poke* YOU *jab* INTO *prod* JELLY *poke* USING *jab* POKE-LIKE *jab* THINGS! *jab poke prod nudge elbow* love ya! -x-   But wow... I didn't realise. But here it is... *blows dust off screen* Hm, quite pretty.   So anyway.   Me and my life. That's the general idea I'm getting from previous entries... My life = SHIT ie. Not worth talking about. So let's talk about something else.   Okay... So I haven't really forgetten about this beaut' of a blog. the reason I haven't blogged in a while is because I'm feeling... Well, emotional. And When I blog while i'm emotional, it looks like I'm attention-seeking. Which is the exact opposite of what I'm trying to achieve. I want to not be here most of the time. Ergh, that resembled a cry for help. Sorry, sorry, I'll be weird and happy and random now.   Errr... I did a survey (conducted a survey? ran a survey?) today. People had to think of a word as fast as they could. People generally think of a food or an animal. Except for most of my German class... but they're all FREAKS.  Yeah, you heard me. FREAKS. Says me. Oh the irony. It hurts me. Or that might be the pain that I got from spinning too fast in my chair and falling off into the table. Actually, that's probably more likely. Today I avoided work. Just for a change. Today I snapped at people. Just for a change. Today I was a moody cow. Just for a change.   I only do it for the attention. Obviously. I'm such a little emo, that must be the explaination. T'cuh. I'm miserable.. It must be Jimmy's fault. T'cuh.   See what I mean? Emotions + blogs does NOT work.   So let's pretend I didn't write that.   Shit, so what CAN I write about?   Nothing, I guess. Bye bye.

Well. A week. A whole week since I've blogged. I swear I must be ill.

 

One note. I HAVE A WE ARE SCIENTISTS TICKET!! Yes, another one! I'm going to go and see then in October mit Jimmy and Mikey. *is extremely excited*

 

Aw, I'm so damn happy about that.

 

But I'm bored and depressed on the whole. So I stole a quiz to cheer me up. Vielen Dank, Laila.

 

Cuh, I know, the title sucks. Leave me alone!

 

 

Legendary few days in the past couple of weeks. Seeing friends, going to gigs, getting pissed on Pimm's...

 

PIMM'S??

 

What a lightweight.  It's nice though, isn't it? Sort of fruity. Better than whiskey, anyway. Yerrerrchk.

 

Haha, I just tried saying "Yerrerrchk" and failed miserably. Loser.

 

So anyway.

 

Aww, Danny's popular. And I'm not. AND he's insulting me on Messenger, as if things weren't bad enough.. *sobs into tissue*...

 

Yes. School. As in back to. Erghness.

 

Still, the sheeshmabob crew will reunite tommorow. And Sunday. IF we can find somewhere to go. *growls in general direction of parents who WON'T LEAVE THE GODDAMN HOUSE*

 

*sighs*

 

Blog, I guess.

 

So, school still sucks; people are still too peopley; lessons are still too sleep-inducing; teachers are still shit.

 

And life's supposed to be full of changes.

 

YAY DOCTOR WHO TOMMOROW.

 

Hm.

Well, I was right to be excited.

 

 

 

Doctor Who fucking kicks arse!!

 

David Tennant was totally the right choice for The Doctor. True, he was good in the Children In Need Special and The Christmas Invasion, but tonight... Wow.

 

I love it! I love him! I love everyone!!

 

Awww. How amazing. I want to watch it again.

 

Ah but I can!!! I hath recorded it. Which meaneth that I caneth watch it again now!

 

Wooop!

 

Shush now Leo. Shush.

AAA, he's returning!

 

He's back.

 

In 53 minutes.

 

Oh good heavens.

 

David Tennant!!

 

Doctor Who!

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

 

Also, I am watching Harry Potter.

 

Yay! I forgot how good these movies are.

 

Hahaha Gilderoy Lockhart is such a twat.

 

Erm, that's all of note.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ps. DOCTOR WHO!!

Yey!!

 

6 whole comments!!

 

All fer me.

 

I guess I had better blog again.

 

Well, I have something to blog about anyway.

 

Last night!! HOW awesome??

 

I went to go see one of the greatest bands I could possibly name, WE ARE SCIENTISTS. And it ended up being better than the NME tour. WHICH WAS A FUCKING GREAT DAY.

 

Ergh, we had to wait out in the rain for about 35498439 hours though, for some reason. Which meant my hair went all frizzy. Schnerp. But ah well, in the end, it was so totally Worth The Wait. (yes, I am going to be  doing this throughout the entire blog)

 

So, I got at Al's house insanely early in the morning (ie. nine), and we watched TV for a bit. Then we watched King Kong while the others steadily arrived. Lu was first, then Alex, and Charlotte arrived while we were eating lunch. We were all... What's The Word?... Grooviefied in our cool togs. And we all looking amazingly cool. Argh, but when we were ready to go, it was raining, so we made The Great Escape to Al's mum's car. She drove us to the station, where we caught a train to Cambridge. We then walked a million miles to the backstage area of The Junction. And hung around for a while. We crept in through the gates, only to be marched back out again by a bitch (officail collective noun? Help?) of roadies. So then we did laps of The Junction to prevent boredom, and then we met CHRIS CAIN!! Yes! We talked to him through the bars, and took pictures, and got him to sign stuff. THEN WE SHOOK HIS HAND. Yes, I shook CHRIS FUCKING CAIN'S HAND!!

 

And breathe.

 

After a while, we got bored of alternating between doing laps and going to the toilets, so we went to Subway for food. Al didn't buy anything, she didn't have any money. What a Cashcow. Moop! I bought half a meatball sandwich, a cookie, a doughnut and a cappicino. Which wasn't very nice. Ohhww.

 

So then we did some more laps, and we then discussed whether to go to the cinema or not. It was a no, so we went to the arcade. Which had many a chav innit (heh, see what I did?.. Oh, never mind). So, after spending about £4237 on a stupid 10p gambling machine, I gave up and bought almost a kilo of sweets. Which was stupid, seeing as we wasted loads of them. Ah well. Lucky my dad doesn't read this, he'd kill me.

 

And then after gorging ourselves on sweets, we went up and down the down and up escalators. To be annoying and to kill time. Then we went to queue. We did another lap, and when we had, some rotten tealeaves had pinched our place. They were scary though, so we didn't make a fuss. So after that, it was about an hour and a half of changing people to go round the building and go to the toilet. Fun. So, out of pure, unadulterated boredom, we tore apart an umbrella. Which was fun. We hit it against a column many times.Whack, bam, It's A Hit. It smashed and splintered, but it diddn't tear. So, being the resorceful youths we are, we used a part of the umbrella to tear apart the fabric. Yey. Then we made wristbands.

 

Then James came over to us, and we talked about ways of getting him a ticket.

 

After more circling, visting the box office and wandering up and down the queue to see if anyone we knew had arrived, we were finally let in! We made straight for the barrier, and took off our jackets and hat.

 

We were in! And we were ready. The first support band came on - Foreign somethingorother . They were okay, fairly good, but the drumming was amazing! Really, really, wow. Yeah, just, wow.

 

So anyway, I was fairly crushed at this point, but I was okay. But then ¡Forward, Russia! came on. Aaaaa. They were good, really good, but people were so, squashy. All the time I was thinking if Nobody Move, Nobody Get Hurt (very bad grammar, t'cuh). But people moved, and people got hurt. Mainly me. Seriously, the drummer - an amazingly cool girl - stopped and asked if we were all okay. We obviously said yes, but somebody's elbow was in my neck. Grrr. They're not getting a Christmas card this year. Not that they would have anyway, seeing as I don't know them, but shush. Woo, so after much dancing and sweating and pain, they finished.

 

AND WE ARE SCIENTISTS CAME ON!! Well, after much Inaction, they came on, anyway. They were dressed in funky little ghoul costumes. Well, the roadies and Micheal were. Keith just came skipping on to the stage and started playing. I swear, he has the best, sexiest legs in rock. Or ever. They are just so.. Wow. So, after much staring at Keith's legs, Chris came on. With goggles on! How much does he rock? And then he started playing the bassline for the opening song. Woop! I danced and I sang and I sang and I danced throughout the entire set. I had again managed to get my way back to the front, which was good. What was so great about these guys was the little, almost stand-up, routine they did between a few songs. I mean, no Textbook or anything. Just banter with the crowd and each other. Oh my god I love them.

 

And then, at the end, Keith just dived into the crowd. Oh, how I envy those that touched THE LEGS. And James undid his shoe and someone else stole it. Unbelieveable. So he hopped back to the backstage, while we chanted his name as some sort of Callback. Then, when he didn't reappear, we retreived our coats and my hat, and bought some stuff - Which was all awesome. Buy anything there and you Can't Lose. Then we went out round the back and we saw Keith hopping very quickly over to the tourbus. Bless him. And then he came out!! Wooooo!! We taked to him and got him to sign stuff and took pictures with him. Some people gave him this bizarre three-legged stuffed cat with a t-shirt on. Which he looked pretty damn pleased about. Aww, and then he wore my hat while we took a photo. HE WORE MY HAT!! KEITH MURRAY'S HEAD HAS BEEN IN MY HAT!! His amazingly soft, sexy hair has been in my hat. His hair is so soft, seriously. Like a cat's. Except not. More like Keith Murray's. Yes, EXACTLY like Keith Murray's. And he hugged me while the photo was taken! HE HUGGED ME!! And then I made some comment about his new shoes, which were very shiny and glittery. They were amazing. And, apparently Ricky Wilson from the Kaiser Chiefs gave them to him!! How wow is that? Really wow, that's how wow.

 

And then he went back inside while we yelled "Bye!" And "We love you!" and blew kisses. Which he blew back. Woo!!

 

Aaaaah, what a day.

 

It's hard to believe that The Scene Is Dead now. I mean, it was so alive last night and now it must be really quiet.

 

But was it Worth The Wait?

 

I think so.

I'm beginning to wonder why I bother blogging. It's not like I ever get any feedback from anyone (bar Danny, cheers love).

 

I guess people have just lost interest. Wouldn't be the first time. *looks pathetic in an attempt to get the viewers back*

 

What does the media do when it wants attention... Celebrities!! How about if I pack this page full of celebs? Nah, okay. We could do a phone poll of some sort.

 

Or I could just do the normal thing and threaten that this will be my last blog.

 

Right guys. I think this will be my last blog.

 

*waits for begging screams of "NO! Don't stop blogging! We alll love you!"*

 

*realises it's just not happening*

 

*gives up and does something constructive for once*

 

 

Thursdays are no fun without school. No Drama, no Viva, no no Dr Back.

 

But, if you were thinking I am depressed, then think again! For j'ai un pie microwaveable de poulet et legumes, et un café avec lait. Le yum.

 

Aussi, there is a gig that I shall be attending. Woop yes. Only bloody We Are Scientists!! In five days, if you're interested. Heck, even if you're not. I love W.A.S. They make me dancey in my feet and happy in my brain. And they are such legends: so funny. Leider, they sind American, which makes stalking them sehr sehr difficult. Which is a shame.

 

But ah well. I'm GOING TO SEE THEM!!! LIVE!!!! IN CAMBRIDGE!!!! Have fun in France, suckers.

 

Oooh, my space is so pink and black. And what are those random majigs? They're sort of swirly, but they're not swirls. Water ripples maybe?

 

Mebbes.

 

And OH my god. Doctor Who!! The return of!! It's COMING!! David Tennant - Hottest Doctor Who Ever? I am thinking so. He is hot. Very much so. Casanova? Phwwwoaaaaaahhhhh!!

 

Wow. Camden is fun.

 

But I think I'd better not live there. I'll spend all my money. Which is ein wirklich schade fur mich.

 

I didn't take that many pictures in the end. I was going to take LOADS of EVERYthing, but then I never did. Darn.

 

Another thing that was kind of sucky was that we didn't see many hardcores. You know, the mega-extremists. Pierced eyelids, neon hair, that sort of thing. Shame. I plan to be one, if I can afford it. Noserings don't come cheap, you know. As as for hair dye... Sheesh!

 

Shall I tell you what I purchased from the den of amazingness known as Camden Market? Yes, I shall. I bought:

Which is why I'm doing.. *fanfare* The Longest Quiz In The World!!

 

Stolen DIRECTLY from someone else's blog, with the idea taken from Laila's... This is ENTIRELY unoriginal. And very long.

 

001. What is your name? Leonora
002. Spell your name backwards: Aronoel. Which sounds like a princess or something.
003. Date of birth: 17/11/9o
004. Male or female?Female
005. Astrological sign: Scorpio.
006. Nicknames: Leo, Lilo, Leonard, Leo Babez...
007. Occupation: None to speak of.
008. Height: Shortish.
009. Weight: About... 9 stone?
010. Hair color: Blondish.
011. Eye color: Blue/Green/Grey.
012. Where were you born? Surrey.
013. Where do you reside now? Isleham. Hoo-bloody-ray.
014. Age: 15
015. Screen names: Too many too say. I change it at least once a week. At the moment, it's part of a Bright Eyes song
016. E-mail addy: lifes_too_short_for_eskimo_pie@hotmail.com
017. What does your screen name stand for? The fact that my soul is worth very little.
018. What is your livejournal name? Erm.. Yes?
019. What does your Blurty name stand for? Hahaha. What the hell is a Blurty? 
020. Pets: Two goldfish.
021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake? Can't remember. Was aaages ago.
022. Piercings? None
023. Tattoo's? None
024. Shoe size: 8/9
025. Righty or lefty? Right... I wish I could write with both though.
026. Wearing: The best jeans, a pink-brown top, THE jacket, my beanie and my scarf. 
027. Hearing: My music
028. Feeling: Tired, pissed off, and left out.
029. Eating/drinking: Nought.

~Girls/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff~
030. Have you ever been in love? Nope. I don't think.
031. How many people have you told "I love you"? Many, many people. Too many to say, really.
032. How many people have you been in love with? None, so far.
033. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? Hah, no.
034. Do you have any nieces or nephews? Nope. I'm the oldest of my generation in my family. Except my gay cousin. But he's probably not going to be having kids too soon.
035. Are your parents divorced? ... No.
036. Do you have step parents? Nope.
037. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? Hah. I wish.
038. If so for what? N/A
039. Did some of your family come to America from another country? Yes. Well, they went to America. Not come to, seeing as... Yadda yadda. 

~Music Stuff~
040. What song do you swear was written about you or your life? Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And Be Loved) by Bright Eyes. Yeah. Makes sense.
041. What's the most embarrasing cd you own? Spice Girls. But I'm not ashamed. So there.
042. What's the best cd you own? I don't really own CDs... But I suppose it would be... The Bends, by Radiohead. 
043. What song do you absolutely hate? It's Chico Time! by, yup, you guessed it, Chico.
044. Do you sing in the shower? Yes. Badly. 
045. What song reminds you of that special someone? I don't have a special someone.
 

~Okay, I Name An Artist And You Give A Lyric From Any One Of Their Songs!~
046. Pink: "Where, oh where, did all the smart people go?" 
047. Aerosmith: "I don’t wanna close my eyes, I don’t wanna fall asleep, cause I’ll miss you babe, and I don’t wanna miss a thing!”
048: Madonna: "Like a virgin! Touched for the very first time"
049. Korn: Uh, no idea.
 050. Backstreet Boys: "Backstreet's back, alright!"  
051. The Beatles: "1 2 3 4, Can I have a little more? 5 6 7 8 9 10, I love you"
052. Sublime: I have no idea who they are…
053. J.Lo: "We could get right" Or, er something. I'm so unhip.
054. *Nsync: Hahahaha. No. Just no.
055. Limp Bizkit: Uh. I'm guessing the word "fuck" is in one of their songs somewhere, so let's use that. 
056. Britney Spears: "Everytime I try to fly, I fall. Without my wings I feel so small." 
057. Creed: nope, nothing.
058. Enrique Iglesias: "I can be your hero baby! I can kiss away your pain" 
059. Good Charlotte: "I'm young and I'm hopeless, I'm lost and I know this. I'm going nowhere fast, that's what they say."
060. Christina Aguilera: "I am beautiful, in every single way."
061. New Found Glory: Erm... No idea.
062. Kelly Clarkson: "Well since you've been gone, I can breathe for the first time"
063. Kelly Osbourne:  "We're going through changes..."
064. Mandy Moore: Surely she's an actress? 
065. Eve: Sorry, don’t listen to Eve. Too bad for me.
066. Aaliyah: Ack. No idea.
067. Nelly: "No matter what I do, all I think about is you. Even when I'm with my boo, you know I'm crazy over you."
068. Alicia Keys: Ask somebody else.
069. Incubus: Surely they don't have lyrics? Surely they just have noise? 

~Favorites~
067. Color: Purple.
068. Food: Mini rolls. Or school muffin.
069. Song: You Will You Will You Will You Will by Bright Eyes.
070. Show: Scrubs! Or Desperate Housewives. Or Green Wing. Or The IT Crowd. Or My Name Is Earl.
071. School subject: Food.
072. Band/singer: Bright Eyes.
073. Animal: Squirrels.
074. Outfit: Gig-going attire. Yeah!!
075. Radio station: I don't really "do" radio.
076. Movie: Donnie Darko
077. Pair of shoes: My white Converses.
078. Cartoon: Futurama.
079. Actor: ZACH BRAFF!!
080. Actress: Drew Barrymore.
081. Potato chip: T'hee. I love Americans. Erm, chili. Yummos.
082. Drink: Pepsi. Or Cappucino Pepsi.
083. Alcholic drink: I wouldn't know... *halo gleams*. Oh, ok, it's red wine. I'm a bit weird, yeah.
084. Holiday: Summer holidays. I'm not really into fesitivals and stuff. I get excited about Christmas, but I feel like I have to.
085. Perfume/cologne: None, really.
086. Pizza topping: Cheese. Just cheese.
087. Jello flavor: Strawberry.
088. Lunch meat:  Yuuurk. Ham. I suppose.
089. Board game: Monopoly.
090. Video game: Sims2
091. Website: www.wearescientists.com or www.boohbah.com/zone.html
092. Book: Fire Bringer
093. Computer game: Sims2
094. Number: 26!!
095. Cereal: Weetabix Minis - Chocolate.
096. Comedian: Adam Sandler!! Or Bill Bailey!! Or Dylan Moran! OR ROSS NOBLE!!
097. Dessert: Trifle. No contest. 
098. Disney character: Aladdin.
099. Clothing store: Anywhere cheap. Not too bothered about clothes anymore.
100. Pastime: Writing. Blogging. Chatting on Messenger.
101. Teacher: Miss Choto. What a legend.
102. Childhood toy: Benji. *grins*
103. Carnival game/ride: Uh… The ferris wheel, I guess.
104. Candy bar: Crunchie.
105. Magazine: NME!!
106. Salad dressing: Erm. I'm indifferent to salad dressing. 
107. Thing to do on the weekend: GO TO FRIEND'S HOUSES. Sorry, just a little bitter. 
108. Hot drink: Anything from Starbucks. Fucking yes.
109. Season: Summer.
110. Sport to watch: Errr... Football.
111. Person to talk to online: Aw, I'll get yelled at. But I think it's actually Laila.

~Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits~

112. What color are your sheets? Brown, with weird patterns. 
113. What color are your bedroom walls? White… Needs redecorating. Badly.
114. Do you have posters on your wall? Yes. Many posters.
115. If so of what? Bands, and fit guys.
116. Do you have a tv in your bedroom? Nope.
117. How many pillows are on your bed? One. All flumpy.
118. What do you normally sleep in? Big ol t-shirt and shorts.
119. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: ^^^
120. What size bed do you have? Bunkbed.
121. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed? Yes...
122. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? No
123. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? Yes, always.
124. Describe the last nightmare you had: I don't have many nightmares. Just bizarre, twisted dreams.
125. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Not as many as I used to. I have my dog and my rabbit.
126. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? Two.
127. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? I curl up. And wrap myself in my covers.
128. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling? Yes. It's a fucking liberty.
129. Do you snore? Apparently.
130. How about drool? Sometimes...
131. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? I use my phone.  
132. What color is the carpet in your room? Green.
133. What's under your bed? My sister, and under her is assorted crap.

 
~This or that~
134. beach/mountains: Beach
135. Donuts/bagels: Doughnuts.
136. Day/night: Night
137. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west:  West
138. Heaven/hell: Heaven...
139. Make love/have sex: Make love
140. Coffee/tea: Coffee!!
141. Britney/Christina: Christina.
142. Swiss cheese/american cheese: Swiss.
143. Real World/Road Rules: Errr...
144. Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: Backstreet Boys.
145. Silver/gold: Silver
146. Nike/Adidas: *indifference*
147. McDonalds/Taco Bell: TACO BELL!! 
148. Sweet/sour: Sweet
149. Punk/emo: Emo!!
150. Hot/cold: Hot.
151. Winter/summer: Summer.
152. Spring/fall: Spring!!
153. Operas/plays: Plays
154. Read/watch tv: Watch TV, I'm afraid.
155. Cd's/tapes: CDs
156. Dvd's/vhs: DVDs
157. Old/new: New.
158. Shorts/skirts: Skirts.
159. Pink/red: Pink. But only if it's like, fushia.
160. Colored pictures/black and white photos: Black and white, normally.
161. Meat/vegetables: Meat
162. Mexican food/chinese food: Mexican
163. Commercials/infomercials: Infomercials… I just love those…!!
164. Scary movies/comedies: Comedies!!
165. Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: Bikinis. But ew.
166. Sandals/tennis shoes: Trainers, yes.
167. Dogs/cats: Cats.
168. Unicorns/fairies: Fairies. Unicorns are like horses. 
169. Water/land: Water
170. Sugar/spice: Sugar? Hmm, maybe spice. 
171. Black/white: Black
172. ribbons/bows: Ribbons?
173. Chicken/beef: Chicken.
174. Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights: COLOURED!
175. Cars/trucks: Cars
176. Austin Powers/James Bond: Austin. Everytime. 
178. Popcorn/pretzels: Popcorn. No contest.
179. Hip/hop: What?? Hip. I'd like to be hip. But hopping is fun. So maybe hop.
180. Passionate kiss/peck: Passionate kiss...
181. WWE wrestling/real wrestling: Neither. Wrestling... Just sweaty men squeezing each other. Like gay porn, only not frowned upon by as many people.  
182. Back rub/foot massage: Back rub.
183. Picture frames/photo albums: Picture frames.
184. Pens/pencils: Pens. No, pencils!

~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~
185. Eminem: Used to be good. 
186. Virgins: I don't really know. I am a virgin... But that doesn't mean I have an opinion on them.
187. Gardens: I love my garden. I really do.
188. The Osbournes: *yawns*.
189. Reality TV: Crap. Except when it's good.
190. J.Lo: No comment?
191. Rap music: Some can be alright... But Ice, Ice Baby?
192. Emo music: Love it! All angsty and angry and sad.
193. Valentine's Day: I. HATE. IT.
194. Christina Aguilera's comeback: What comeback? Surely she never left? I mean, until now.
195. Homosexuals: Perfectly fine.
196. Abortion: I agree with it. Almost entirely.
197. Inter-racial relationships: Completely fine. Hah, I sound like the whole world is waiting for my opinion on the matter. It doesn't matter what I think.
198. Murder: I don't know. It's in our nature to be violent. That's what I think. And murder.. It... Well, it happens, doesn't it?
199. Death: Will happen.
200. Obesity: Sick. ...Sorry, I just can't stand it.
201. Pre-marital sex: Fine, really.
202. Terrorism: Is everywhere. People are always going to try and scare each other.
203. Pornography: Ew. Big money making scheme.
204. Fortune tellers: Waste of money. Why do people want to see what's gonig to happen to them anyway?
205. Threesomes: No thanks.
206. Prostitution: Is sometimes necessary...
207. Politics: Sick of them.
208. Country music: Apparently Bright Eyes are country/folk, according to my dad. But I hate it, in general.
209. George W. Bush: Entertaining waste of time.
210. Cloning: Playing God. Which doesn't have to be a bad thing.
211. Britney's boobs: Hahahahahaha. I have no opinion whatsoever on Britney's boobs.
212. Gas prices in America: Er... I think they are... Erm... Average?

~Name Game~
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?.
213. Jack: Ripper.
214. Tiffany: Bitch.
215. Ben: Dick
216. Maria: Fat.
217. Jennifer: Cow.
218. Nicole: Nasty.
219. Amy: Friendly.
220. Adam: Lizzie!
221. Richard:  Head.
222. Justin: *laughs*
223. Arnold: Terminatior.
224. Tom: Skinny.
225. Melissa: Ditzy.
226. Charlotte: Gullible!
227. Harold: Matt, for some reason..
228. John: ...
229. Joel: Trippy pussy wanker boy.
230. Vanessa: Chat show host.
231. Michelle: Pretty.
232. Kevin: Bully. Chav.
233. Brent: Stupid.
234. Jake: Annoying.
235. Billy: Short.
236. Sarah: Smart.
237. Natalie: Short.
238. Christi: Sad
239. Nick: Dick.
240. Linda: Squeaky
241. Taylor: Brat
242. Jordan: Pooface
243. Jamie: Cookie.
244. Adrian: Mole.

~Have You Ever....~
245. Mooned anyone? Yep.
246. Been on a diet? Nope. Well, not a "diet" diet. I eat. Which is a diet. But I don't not eat. Which is also a diet.
247. Been to a foreign country? Yuppos.
248. Broken a bone? Nope.
249. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? Yes.
250. Swear at a teacher? Nah.
251. Talked to a xanga member via e-mails or instant messages? Er... no.
252. Got in a fight? Yes.
253. Dated a teacher?  HAHA. No.
254. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? So close. But no.
255. Thought about killing your enemy? No
256. Gone skinny dipping? Yep
257. Met another Blurty member in the flesh? Hahaha. No.
258. Told a little white lie? Yes.
259. Told a secret you swore not to tell? No.
260. Stolen anything? Yes.
261. Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? Nope.
262. Been on TV? Nope.
263. Been on the radio? No
264. Been in a mosh pit? YES. Well, sort of.
265. Been to a concert? Yes.
266. Dated one of your best friends? No.
267. Loved someone so much it makes you cry? Er.. Yes.
268. Decieved somebody close to you? Nope.
269. Broken the law? Yes.
270. Been to a rodeo? No
271. Been on a talk show? No
272. Been on a game show? No
273. Been on an airplane? Yes.
274. Got to ride on a firetruck? No...
275. Came close to dying? I thought I had. But no.
276. Cheated on a bf/gf? No.
277. Gave someone a piggy back ride? Yes.
278. Terrorized a babysitter? No.
279. Made a mud pie? Yes.
280. Had a dream that our falling off a cliff? ?? no.
281. Snuck out of the house at night? Yes.
282. Been so drunk you don't remember your name? No.
283. Had an eating disorder? ... No, not really.
284. Felt like you didn't belong? Yes
285. Felt like the 3rd wheel? Hahaha, what?
286. Smoked? Yes.
273. Done drugs? ... Yes. 
274. Been arrested? No
275. Had your tonsils removed? Nope
276. Gone to camp? Yes.
277. Won a bet? Yes.
278. Written a love letter? No.
279. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love? No.
280. Written a love poem? No.
281. Kissed in the rain? No... so want to though.
382. Slow danced with someone you love? No.
383. Participated in cyber sex? No way.
384. Faked an orgasm? Haha, no.
385. Stolen a kiss? How? Ooh, yes, actually. Someone blew a kiss not meant  for me and I caught it.
386. Asked a friend for relationship advice? Yes... All the time.
387. Had a friend steal your bf/gf? No. My sister went out with an ex though.
388. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love? No.
389. Gotten a speeding ticket? Nope.
390. Done jail time? Nope.
391. Had to wear a uniform to work? Nope.
392. Won a trophy? No.
393. Thrown up in public? No.
394. Bowled a perfect game? Nope... It is my life ambition to though.
395. Failed/got held back? Nope.
396. Got perfect attendance in grade school? Er.. No?
397. Roasted pumpkin seeds? Yes. Yummos.
398. Taken ballet lessons? Nope, ahah.
399. Attempted suicide? ... No.
400. Cut yourself? Yes.

~Childhood Stuff~
401. Did you play with Barbies? Nope. I played with A Barbie. I was deprived. 
402. Did you own Treasure Trolls? No...
403. Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210? No...
404. Did you play Simon? Erm...?
405. Did you watch Fraggle Rock? No.
406. Did you wet the bed? Never, actually, apparently.
407. Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed? No.
408. Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them? No.
409. Were you shy? Yeah I was... Still am, occasionally.
410. Were you spoiled? No.
411. Were you abused? ... Sometimes.
412. Did you go to the circus? Yes.
413. Did you go to the zoo? Yes.
414. Were you in a car accident? No.
415. Did you build snowmen? Yes.
416. Did you cry when you scraped your knee? Yes. Who didn't?
417. Were your older cousins mean to you? I have one. And no.
418. Did you think slinkies were cool? Yes..
419. Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer? No!
420. Were you afraid of the dark? No.
422. Did you have New Kids On The Block sheets, curtains, sleeping bags, dolls and pajamas? Hahaha, what?? No.
423. Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany? ?? No...
424. Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy? No, not really.

~Randomness~
425. Do you believe in aliens? Yes.
426. Name three things that are next to your computer: Headphones, various wires, blank CDs.
427. Do you have any hidden talents? Well they wouldn’t be hidden if I knew them, would they?
428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos? I don’t care. I don't have it.
429. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be? A rom-com. Just because I like to dream...
 430. What would your movie star name be? Leonora Mayall? 
431. Do you play any sports? No. No. NO.
432. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? Creep.
433. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently? Don't know.
434. What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen? Don't know.
435. Do you drive? No.
436. What is your dream car? A Mini. 
437. Do you think your good looking? Not at all.
438. Do others think you are good looking? ... nope, I don't think so.
439. Would you ever sky dive? No.
440. Do you believe in Bigfoot? No.
441. How many rooms do you have in your house? Several... Well, I'm not going to count them!
442. Are you afraid of roller coasters? No.
443. Do you own a computer? No.
444. Do you go outside? Haha, yes.
445. Do you read? Yes .
446. Do you believe in fairies? No.
447. Do you own a pooltable? No.
448. Do you have a pool? No.
449. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? Yes. 
450. Do you like chocolate? Yup!
451. Who/what is on your 2005 calendar? Don't know??
452. How many U.S. states have you been to? One.
453. Ever wished on a shooting star? Never seen one.
454. Best Halloween costume you ever wore? ... Cat?
455. Do you carry any weapons on you? Nope.
456. What is your weakness? Myself.
457. Name something you can't get enough of: Music.
458. Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: Individual, lucky, "sparky", apparently.
459. How many kids do you want to have? 2 or 3.
460. Future daughters names: Amelie.
461. Future sons names: Tangle.
462. What is your ideal way to die? Subtlely.
463. How do you release stress? Write.. And.. Er, cut.
464. Are you a trendy person? No.
465. Are you an artisitic person? No.
466. Are you a realistic person? Nope.
467. Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off? No.
468. Are you a strong person? No.
469. Are you a strong willed person? No.
470. Who is the last person to e-mail you? Hair Loss Inc. Seriously.
471. Who is the last person to IM you? Lizzie.
472. Do you hate chain e-mails? Yes.
473. Are you a deep sleeper? Yes.
474. Are you a good story teller? I'd like to think so.
475. What do you believe is your best quality? Being me. No-one else can do it. 
476. What is your greatest accomplishment? It will be finishing this.
477. Do you like to burn candles or incense? Yes.
478. Do you do yoga? Nah.
479. Do you have your own credit card? No.
480. Let's say you win the lotto. Okay. I've won the lotto.
481. Do you have a check book? No.
482. Do you like your driver? What? The? Hell?
483. Do you tan easily? Hell no.
484. What color is your hair naturally? Blonde
485. How many fillings do you have? Three.
486. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit? None.
487. Worst feeling in the world? Feeling left out.
488. Best feeling in the world? Feeling welcome.
489. Is the glass half empty or half full? Knowing me, completely empty.
490. Last thing you downloaded? Music.
491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life? Only ironically. I hope.
492. What do you think people think of you? No idea, I’m not people.
493. Are you a likeable person? Er... I sure hope so.
494. Do you need therapy? YES.
495. Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance? No.
496. What the best way to be proposed to? I wouldn't know.
497. What kind of movie would you star in? Yeah, this has been asked before.
498. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? No. No they would not.
499. When are you moving? I don't know!
500. What's your favorite phrase? Well this sucks.

Haha, you want to know something funny?

 

Naaah, I thought not. I'll save it for another time.

 

Officially obsessed with... The Kooks! Don't be scared if I bombard you with songs by them, I'm just trying to spread the geniosity.

 

But oh oh, I love her because she moves in 'er own way.

 

And on with the blog...

 

Yes, well I have been depressed recently, but you don't really want to hear about that... Erm, my sister had hackers that weren't me. Lizzie is now going out with Tom... I have rediscovered the amazingness of Skunk Anansie, much to my sister's disgust... I can't think of more news.

 

I'm guessing I'm either going to describe my day, or write about some sort of topic.

 

Well my day was dull. Talking to hairy druggies, eating lollies that weren't cannabis, and singing happy birthday to Edd. Dull. Dullness.

 

I'm so damn apathetic sometimes, I bore myself.

 

Ooh, did I tell you about my amazing adventures in Cambridge?

 

No, no I didn't.

 

So now you're going to hear them. Well... It all began early on a Saturday morning. I made the journey to Lizzie's, where I found Jess and her talking to a half-naked man. Well, boy, really. Er, yes, so then we walked to le bus stop. Exciting. Caught the bus, then Tom caught the bus, played "Shag, Marry, Kill?" for a while, and it got a bit silly. So then we got off the bus and walked to the Grafton centre. Ack, this is unbearably boring for me to write about.

 

Let's talk about my playlist.

 

Oh wow, most played item: District Sleeps Alone Tonight - The Postal Service. Followed by Such Great Heights. Then Build God, The We'll Talk.

 

Shag, Marry, Kiil? Conor Oberst, Jake Gyllenhaal, Simon Amstell.

 

This must be the oddest blog I've ever written. Random pieces of thought. Strung together. Without a thought of linking. Them.

 

Weddings. How do y'all want to get married, if at all? I want to be married under a palm canopy, bare footed. The cake would be made of Krispy Kremes, all different flavours for the different tiers. A live band. A decent live band. The dress would be reeaaally, reeeeaaaaally expensive. And I'd get the bridesmaids and pageboys to paintball it.

 

Meh, or not.

 

I'll get on with my story now.

 

Comment. Erm. Please?

Today I am going to kill something.

Anything.

 

Alright, I'm kidding, but I am more than slightly obsessed with that poem.

 

I don't even know why. I don't identify with it, I don't empathise with the writer, and I'm terrified by it. She's going to kill you! She's already murdered her goldfish! Run for the hills!! This woman is homocidal! She has a bread knife!

 

Scary, scary poem.

 

Argh, I hate it when my sister decides she has to homework while I'm blogging. You actually have no idea how much it pisses me off.

 

I'll blog properly another time.

 

Just, comment, bitches! *waves bread knife*