Oh my god! Did you see Scrubs? Tell me you saw Scrubs! You did? Oh, great! Then you won't mind if I talk about it.

 

Yeah, I think I've said it before but, oh my God! It was THE episode. THE one. Sorry if you haven't seen it, but it was so... so, I have to tell you. Elliot FINALLY got together with the darling JD! She just couldn't see her future with that Sean... So seeing as JD told her his real feelings for her, she just upped and left Sean! Hoorays all round! She just sat herself down on JD's sofa with a pizza and they watched a crappy T.V. show. and then you know what happened? They kissed! Awww, lovely, I hear you say... But wait! I'm not done yet. Then he just said "So maybe it's true that some people only want what they can't have. But then when they get that thing, they realise they don't want it. But not this guy." Then Elliot says something about JD getting her, and he just thinks "Oh my god, I don't want her!"

 

Seriously.

 

He's spent, what?, three years pining after her and now HE DOESN'T WANT HER?? What the FUCK?

I cannot actually believe that. He's kidding, right? He is actually shitting me? Oh, he'd better be. My heart has been broken too many times by that godforsaken programme for him to just not want her after all this time. ARGH!