Well. A week. A whole week since I've blogged. I swear I must be ill.

 

One note. I HAVE A WE ARE SCIENTISTS TICKET!! Yes, another one! I'm going to go and see then in October mit Jimmy and Mikey. *is extremely excited*

 

Aw, I'm so damn happy about that.

 

But I'm bored and depressed on the whole. So I stole a quiz to cheer me up. Vielen Dank, Laila.

 

Which is why I'm doing.. *fanfare* The Longest Quiz In The World!!

 

Stolen DIRECTLY from someone else's blog, with the idea taken from Laila's... This is ENTIRELY unoriginal. And very long.

 

001. What is your name? Leonora
002. Spell your name backwards: Aronoel. Which sounds like a princess or something.
003. Date of birth: 17/11/9o
004. Male or female?Female
005. Astrological sign: Scorpio.
006. Nicknames: Leo, Lilo, Leonard, Leo Babez...
007. Occupation: None to speak of.
008. Height: Shortish.
009. Weight: About... 9 stone?
010. Hair color: Blondish.
011. Eye color: Blue/Green/Grey.
012. Where were you born? Surrey.
013. Where do you reside now? Isleham. Hoo-bloody-ray.
014. Age: 15
015. Screen names: Too many too say. I change it at least once a week. At the moment, it's part of a Bright Eyes song
016. E-mail addy: lifes_too_short_for_eskimo_pie@hotmail.com
017. What does your screen name stand for? The fact that my soul is worth very little.
018. What is your livejournal name? Erm.. Yes?
019. What does your Blurty name stand for? Hahaha. What the hell is a Blurty? 
020. Pets: Two goldfish.
021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake? Can't remember. Was aaages ago.
022. Piercings? None
023. Tattoo's? None
024. Shoe size: 8/9
025. Righty or lefty? Right... I wish I could write with both though.
026. Wearing: The best jeans, a pink-brown top, THE jacket, my beanie and my scarf. 
027. Hearing: My music
028. Feeling: Tired, pissed off, and left out.
029. Eating/drinking: Nought.

~Girls/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff~
030. Have you ever been in love? Nope. I don't think.
031. How many people have you told "I love you"? Many, many people. Too many to say, really.
032. How many people have you been in love with? None, so far.
033. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? Hah, no.
034. Do you have any nieces or nephews? Nope. I'm the oldest of my generation in my family. Except my gay cousin. But he's probably not going to be having kids too soon.
035. Are your parents divorced? ... No.
036. Do you have step parents? Nope.
037. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? Hah. I wish.
038. If so for what? N/A
039. Did some of your family come to America from another country? Yes. Well, they went to America. Not come to, seeing as... Yadda yadda. 

~Music Stuff~
040. What song do you swear was written about you or your life? Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And Be Loved) by Bright Eyes. Yeah. Makes sense.
041. What's the most embarrasing cd you own? Spice Girls. But I'm not ashamed. So there.
042. What's the best cd you own? I don't really own CDs... But I suppose it would be... The Bends, by Radiohead. 
043. What song do you absolutely hate? It's Chico Time! by, yup, you guessed it, Chico.
044. Do you sing in the shower? Yes. Badly. 
045. What song reminds you of that special someone? I don't have a special someone.
 

~Okay, I Name An Artist And You Give A Lyric From Any One Of Their Songs!~
046. Pink: "Where, oh where, did all the smart people go?" 
047. Aerosmith: "I don’t wanna close my eyes, I don’t wanna fall asleep, cause I’ll miss you babe, and I don’t wanna miss a thing!”
048: Madonna: "Like a virgin! Touched for the very first time"
049. Korn: Uh, no idea.
 050. Backstreet Boys: "Backstreet's back, alright!"  
051. The Beatles: "1 2 3 4, Can I have a little more? 5 6 7 8 9 10, I love you"
052. Sublime: I have no idea who they are…
053. J.Lo: "We could get right" Or, er something. I'm so unhip.
054. *Nsync: Hahahaha. No. Just no.
055. Limp Bizkit: Uh. I'm guessing the word "fuck" is in one of their songs somewhere, so let's use that. 
056. Britney Spears: "Everytime I try to fly, I fall. Without my wings I feel so small." 
057. Creed: nope, nothing.
058. Enrique Iglesias: "I can be your hero baby! I can kiss away your pain" 
059. Good Charlotte: "I'm young and I'm hopeless, I'm lost and I know this. I'm going nowhere fast, that's what they say."
060. Christina Aguilera: "I am beautiful, in every single way."
061. New Found Glory: Erm... No idea.
062. Kelly Clarkson: "Well since you've been gone, I can breathe for the first time"
063. Kelly Osbourne:  "We're going through changes..."
064. Mandy Moore: Surely she's an actress? 
065. Eve: Sorry, don’t listen to Eve. Too bad for me.
066. Aaliyah: Ack. No idea.
067. Nelly: "No matter what I do, all I think about is you. Even when I'm with my boo, you know I'm crazy over you."
068. Alicia Keys: Ask somebody else.
069. Incubus: Surely they don't have lyrics? Surely they just have noise? 

~Favorites~
067. Color: Purple.
068. Food: Mini rolls. Or school muffin.
069. Song: You Will You Will You Will You Will by Bright Eyes.
070. Show: Scrubs! Or Desperate Housewives. Or Green Wing. Or The IT Crowd. Or My Name Is Earl.
071. School subject: Food.
072. Band/singer: Bright Eyes.
073. Animal: Squirrels.
074. Outfit: Gig-going attire. Yeah!!
075. Radio station: I don't really "do" radio.
076. Movie: Donnie Darko
077. Pair of shoes: My white Converses.
078. Cartoon: Futurama.
079. Actor: ZACH BRAFF!!
080. Actress: Drew Barrymore.
081. Potato chip: T'hee. I love Americans. Erm, chili. Yummos.
082. Drink: Pepsi. Or Cappucino Pepsi.
083. Alcholic drink: I wouldn't know... *halo gleams*. Oh, ok, it's red wine. I'm a bit weird, yeah.
084. Holiday: Summer holidays. I'm not really into fesitivals and stuff. I get excited about Christmas, but I feel like I have to.
085. Perfume/cologne: None, really.
086. Pizza topping: Cheese. Just cheese.
087. Jello flavor: Strawberry.
088. Lunch meat:  Yuuurk. Ham. I suppose.
089. Board game: Monopoly.
090. Video game: Sims2
091. Website: www.wearescientists.com or www.boohbah.com/zone.html
092. Book: Fire Bringer
093. Computer game: Sims2
094. Number: 26!!
095. Cereal: Weetabix Minis - Chocolate.
096. Comedian: Adam Sandler!! Or Bill Bailey!! Or Dylan Moran! OR ROSS NOBLE!!
097. Dessert: Trifle. No contest. 
098. Disney character: Aladdin.
099. Clothing store: Anywhere cheap. Not too bothered about clothes anymore.
100. Pastime: Writing. Blogging. Chatting on Messenger.
101. Teacher: Miss Choto. What a legend.
102. Childhood toy: Benji. *grins*
103. Carnival game/ride: Uh… The ferris wheel, I guess.
104. Candy bar: Crunchie.
105. Magazine: NME!!
106. Salad dressing: Erm. I'm indifferent to salad dressing. 
107. Thing to do on the weekend: GO TO FRIEND'S HOUSES. Sorry, just a little bitter. 
108. Hot drink: Anything from Starbucks. Fucking yes.
109. Season: Summer.
110. Sport to watch: Errr... Football.
111. Person to talk to online: Aw, I'll get yelled at. But I think it's actually Laila.

~Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits~

112. What color are your sheets? Brown, with weird patterns. 
113. What color are your bedroom walls? White… Needs redecorating. Badly.
114. Do you have posters on your wall? Yes. Many posters.
115. If so of what? Bands, and fit guys.
116. Do you have a tv in your bedroom? Nope.
117. How many pillows are on your bed? One. All flumpy.
118. What do you normally sleep in? Big ol t-shirt and shorts.
119. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: ^^^
120. What size bed do you have? Bunkbed.
121. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed? Yes...
122. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? No
123. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? Yes, always.
124. Describe the last nightmare you had: I don't have many nightmares. Just bizarre, twisted dreams.
125. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Not as many as I used to. I have my dog and my rabbit.
126. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? Two.
127. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? I curl up. And wrap myself in my covers.
128. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling? Yes. It's a fucking liberty.
129. Do you snore? Apparently.
130. How about drool? Sometimes...
131. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? I use my phone.  
132. What color is the carpet in your room? Green.
133. What's under your bed? My sister, and under her is assorted crap.

 
~This or that~
134. beach/mountains: Beach
135. Donuts/bagels: Doughnuts.
136. Day/night: Night
137. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west:  West
138. Heaven/hell: Heaven...
139. Make love/have sex: Make love
140. Coffee/tea: Coffee!!
141. Britney/Christina: Christina.
142. Swiss cheese/american cheese: Swiss.
143. Real World/Road Rules: Errr...
144. Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: Backstreet Boys.
145. Silver/gold: Silver
146. Nike/Adidas: *indifference*
147. McDonalds/Taco Bell: TACO BELL!! 
148. Sweet/sour: Sweet
149. Punk/emo: Emo!!
150. Hot/cold: Hot.
151. Winter/summer: Summer.
152. Spring/fall: Spring!!
153. Operas/plays: Plays
154. Read/watch tv: Watch TV, I'm afraid.
155. Cd's/tapes: CDs
156. Dvd's/vhs: DVDs
157. Old/new: New.
158. Shorts/skirts: Skirts.
159. Pink/red: Pink. But only if it's like, fushia.
160. Colored pictures/black and white photos: Black and white, normally.
161. Meat/vegetables: Meat
162. Mexican food/chinese food: Mexican
163. Commercials/infomercials: Infomercials… I just love those…!!
164. Scary movies/comedies: Comedies!!
165. Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: Bikinis. But ew.
166. Sandals/tennis shoes: Trainers, yes.
167. Dogs/cats: Cats.
168. Unicorns/fairies: Fairies. Unicorns are like horses. 
169. Water/land: Water
170. Sugar/spice: Sugar? Hmm, maybe spice. 
171. Black/white: Black
172. ribbons/bows: Ribbons?
173. Chicken/beef: Chicken.
174. Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights: COLOURED!
175. Cars/trucks: Cars
176. Austin Powers/James Bond: Austin. Everytime. 
178. Popcorn/pretzels: Popcorn. No contest.
179. Hip/hop: What?? Hip. I'd like to be hip. But hopping is fun. So maybe hop.
180. Passionate kiss/peck: Passionate kiss...
181. WWE wrestling/real wrestling: Neither. Wrestling... Just sweaty men squeezing each other. Like gay porn, only not frowned upon by as many people.  
182. Back rub/foot massage: Back rub.
183. Picture frames/photo albums: Picture frames.
184. Pens/pencils: Pens. No, pencils!

~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~
185. Eminem: Used to be good. 
186. Virgins: I don't really know. I am a virgin... But that doesn't mean I have an opinion on them.
187. Gardens: I love my garden. I really do.
188. The Osbournes: *yawns*.
189. Reality TV: Crap. Except when it's good.
190. J.Lo: No comment?
191. Rap music: Some can be alright... But Ice, Ice Baby?
192. Emo music: Love it! All angsty and angry and sad.
193. Valentine's Day: I. HATE. IT.
194. Christina Aguilera's comeback: What comeback? Surely she never left? I mean, until now.
195. Homosexuals: Perfectly fine.
196. Abortion: I agree with it. Almost entirely.
197. Inter-racial relationships: Completely fine. Hah, I sound like the whole world is waiting for my opinion on the matter. It doesn't matter what I think.
198. Murder: I don't know. It's in our nature to be violent. That's what I think. And murder.. It... Well, it happens, doesn't it?
199. Death: Will happen.
200. Obesity: Sick. ...Sorry, I just can't stand it.
201. Pre-marital sex: Fine, really.
202. Terrorism: Is everywhere. People are always going to try and scare each other.
203. Pornography: Ew. Big money making scheme.
204. Fortune tellers: Waste of money. Why do people want to see what's gonig to happen to them anyway?
205. Threesomes: No thanks.
206. Prostitution: Is sometimes necessary...
207. Politics: Sick of them.
208. Country music: Apparently Bright Eyes are country/folk, according to my dad. But I hate it, in general.
209. George W. Bush: Entertaining waste of time.
210. Cloning: Playing God. Which doesn't have to be a bad thing.
211. Britney's boobs: Hahahahahaha. I have no opinion whatsoever on Britney's boobs.
212. Gas prices in America: Er... I think they are... Erm... Average?

~Name Game~
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?.
213. Jack: Ripper.
214. Tiffany: Bitch.
215. Ben: Dick
216. Maria: Fat.
217. Jennifer: Cow.
218. Nicole: Nasty.
219. Amy: Friendly.
220. Adam: Lizzie!
221. Richard:  Head.
222. Justin: *laughs*
223. Arnold: Terminatior.
224. Tom: Skinny.
225. Melissa: Ditzy.
226. Charlotte: Gullible!
227. Harold: Matt, for some reason..
228. John: ...
229. Joel: Trippy pussy wanker boy.
230. Vanessa: Chat show host.
231. Michelle: Pretty.
232. Kevin: Bully. Chav.
233. Brent: Stupid.
234. Jake: Annoying.
235. Billy: Short.
236. Sarah: Smart.
237. Natalie: Short.
238. Christi: Sad
239. Nick: Dick.
240. Linda: Squeaky
241. Taylor: Brat
242. Jordan: Pooface
243. Jamie: Cookie.
244. Adrian: Mole.

~Have You Ever....~
245. Mooned anyone? Yep.
246. Been on a diet? Nope. Well, not a "diet" diet. I eat. Which is a diet. But I don't not eat. Which is also a diet.
247. Been to a foreign country? Yuppos.
248. Broken a bone? Nope.
249. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? Yes.
250. Swear at a teacher? Nah.
251. Talked to a xanga member via e-mails or instant messages? Er... no.
252. Got in a fight? Yes.
253. Dated a teacher?  HAHA. No.
254. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? So close. But no.
255. Thought about killing your enemy? No
256. Gone skinny dipping? Yep
257. Met another Blurty member in the flesh? Hahaha. No.
258. Told a little white lie? Yes.
259. Told a secret you swore not to tell? No.
260. Stolen anything? Yes.
261. Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? Nope.
262. Been on TV? Nope.
263. Been on the radio? No
264. Been in a mosh pit? YES. Well, sort of.
265. Been to a concert? Yes.
266. Dated one of your best friends? No.
267. Loved someone so much it makes you cry? Er.. Yes.
268. Decieved somebody close to you? Nope.
269. Broken the law? Yes.
270. Been to a rodeo? No
271. Been on a talk show? No
272. Been on a game show? No
273. Been on an airplane? Yes.
274. Got to ride on a firetruck? No...
275. Came close to dying? I thought I had. But no.
276. Cheated on a bf/gf? No.
277. Gave someone a piggy back ride? Yes.
278. Terrorized a babysitter? No.
279. Made a mud pie? Yes.
280. Had a dream that our falling off a cliff? ?? no.
281. Snuck out of the house at night? Yes.
282. Been so drunk you don't remember your name? No.
283. Had an eating disorder? ... No, not really.
284. Felt like you didn't belong? Yes
285. Felt like the 3rd wheel? Hahaha, what?
286. Smoked? Yes.
273. Done drugs? ... Yes. 
274. Been arrested? No
275. Had your tonsils removed? Nope
276. Gone to camp? Yes.
277. Won a bet? Yes.
278. Written a love letter? No.
279. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love? No.
280. Written a love poem? No.
281. Kissed in the rain? No... so want to though.
382. Slow danced with someone you love? No.
383. Participated in cyber sex? No way.
384. Faked an orgasm? Haha, no.
385. Stolen a kiss? How? Ooh, yes, actually. Someone blew a kiss not meant  for me and I caught it.
386. Asked a friend for relationship advice? Yes... All the time.
387. Had a friend steal your bf/gf? No. My sister went out with an ex though.
388. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love? No.
389. Gotten a speeding ticket? Nope.
390. Done jail time? Nope.
391. Had to wear a uniform to work? Nope.
392. Won a trophy? No.
393. Thrown up in public? No.
394. Bowled a perfect game? Nope... It is my life ambition to though.
395. Failed/got held back? Nope.
396. Got perfect attendance in grade school? Er.. No?
397. Roasted pumpkin seeds? Yes. Yummos.
398. Taken ballet lessons? Nope, ahah.
399. Attempted suicide? ... No.
400. Cut yourself? Yes.

~Childhood Stuff~
401. Did you play with Barbies? Nope. I played with A Barbie. I was deprived. 
402. Did you own Treasure Trolls? No...
403. Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210? No...
404. Did you play Simon? Erm...?
405. Did you watch Fraggle Rock? No.
406. Did you wet the bed? Never, actually, apparently.
407. Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed? No.
408. Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them? No.
409. Were you shy? Yeah I was... Still am, occasionally.
410. Were you spoiled? No.
411. Were you abused? ... Sometimes.
412. Did you go to the circus? Yes.
413. Did you go to the zoo? Yes.
414. Were you in a car accident? No.
415. Did you build snowmen? Yes.
416. Did you cry when you scraped your knee? Yes. Who didn't?
417. Were your older cousins mean to you? I have one. And no.
418. Did you think slinkies were cool? Yes..
419. Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer? No!
420. Were you afraid of the dark? No.
422. Did you have New Kids On The Block sheets, curtains, sleeping bags, dolls and pajamas? Hahaha, what?? No.
423. Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany? ?? No...
424. Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy? No, not really.

~Randomness~
425. Do you believe in aliens? Yes.
426. Name three things that are next to your computer: Headphones, various wires, blank CDs.
427. Do you have any hidden talents? Well they wouldn’t be hidden if I knew them, would they?
428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos? I don’t care. I don't have it.
429. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be? A rom-com. Just because I like to dream...
 430. What would your movie star name be? Leonora Mayall? 
431. Do you play any sports? No. No. NO.
432. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? Creep.
433. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently? Don't know.
434. What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen? Don't know.
435. Do you drive? No.
436. What is your dream car? A Mini. 
437. Do you think your good looking? Not at all.
438. Do others think you are good looking? ... nope, I don't think so.
439. Would you ever sky dive? No.
440. Do you believe in Bigfoot? No.
441. How many rooms do you have in your house? Several... Well, I'm not going to count them!
442. Are you afraid of roller coasters? No.
443. Do you own a computer? No.
444. Do you go outside? Haha, yes.
445. Do you read? Yes .
446. Do you believe in fairies? No.
447. Do you own a pooltable? No.
448. Do you have a pool? No.
449. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? Yes. 
450. Do you like chocolate? Yup!
451. Who/what is on your 2005 calendar? Don't know??
452. How many U.S. states have you been to? One.
453. Ever wished on a shooting star? Never seen one.
454. Best Halloween costume you ever wore? ... Cat?
455. Do you carry any weapons on you? Nope.
456. What is your weakness? Myself.
457. Name something you can't get enough of: Music.
458. Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: Individual, lucky, "sparky", apparently.
459. How many kids do you want to have? 2 or 3.
460. Future daughters names: Amelie.
461. Future sons names: Tangle.
462. What is your ideal way to die? Subtlely.
463. How do you release stress? Write.. And.. Er, cut.
464. Are you a trendy person? No.
465. Are you an artisitic person? No.
466. Are you a realistic person? Nope.
467. Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off? No.
468. Are you a strong person? No.
469. Are you a strong willed person? No.
470. Who is the last person to e-mail you? Hair Loss Inc. Seriously.
471. Who is the last person to IM you? Lizzie.
472. Do you hate chain e-mails? Yes.
473. Are you a deep sleeper? Yes.
474. Are you a good story teller? I'd like to think so.
475. What do you believe is your best quality? Being me. No-one else can do it. 
476. What is your greatest accomplishment? It will be finishing this.
477. Do you like to burn candles or incense? Yes.
478. Do you do yoga? Nah.
479. Do you have your own credit card? No.
480. Let's say you win the lotto. Okay. I've won the lotto.
481. Do you have a check book? No.
482. Do you like your driver? What? The? Hell?
483. Do you tan easily? Hell no.
484. What color is your hair naturally? Blonde
485. How many fillings do you have? Three.
486. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit? None.
487. Worst feeling in the world? Feeling left out.
488. Best feeling in the world? Feeling welcome.
489. Is the glass half empty or half full? Knowing me, completely empty.
490. Last thing you downloaded? Music.
491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life? Only ironically. I hope.
492. What do you think people think of you? No idea, I’m not people.
493. Are you a likeable person? Er... I sure hope so.
494. Do you need therapy? YES.
495. Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance? No.
496. What the best way to be proposed to? I wouldn't know.
497. What kind of movie would you star in? Yeah, this has been asked before.
498. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? No. No they would not.
499. When are you moving? I don't know!
500. What's your favorite phrase? Well this sucks.

Yeah, so I haven't blogged in a while.

 

Seems like loads of people haven't. Even friggin Adam Trendall hasn't, and he blogs majorly a lot. (Please excuse grammar, I'm just so darn excited to be blogging again...)

 

Ack, I cannae be arsed. So here's a quiz I found on a random six-year-old chav's site. Her answers are highlighted in PINK, cause it seemed appropriate.

 

----------------LAST PERSON WHO--------------
x. Slept in your bed: me..obvusly! - Haha, indeed. Yeah, I was the last person to sleep in my bed. Hello? I'm 15, single, and, let's face it, rather sad, boring and uncool.
x. Saw you cry: Every-fucking-one when I got smacked in the face by someone who doesn't like hats.

x.Made you cry: Someone who doesn't like hats.
x. You shared a drink with: I really don't know. Hmmm... Smoothie? On Thursday? Or was it Friday? I think so. So Lizzie and any of the other grebemohippies who were sat in the Music block.

x. You went to the movies with: Oh god. You are not going to believe this, but Jimmy and Mikey. Seriously. And that was about 3289423948 years ago.

x. You went to the mall with: I have been to a mall, once. In America. With my aunt. However, I last went to a shopping centre avec ma familie.

x. Yelled at you: ma mum - You actually have no idea how much that makes me laugh. But the last person to yell at me was indeed my mother.

 

-----------------HAVE YOU EVER---------------
x. Said "I Love You" and meant it?: dno if ive said it 2 sum1s face but i hav luvd um nd ment it - Aw, how sweet. She's like, ten? What does SHE know? I don't even know what I know!
x. Gotten in a fight with your pet?: llf cat fight - What? llf? What the hell? But no. Goldfish aren't that aggressive.
x. Been to California: Yes! Scooorrrrree!! I went to a mall there.
x. Been to Hawaii: no
x. Been to Mexico: no
x. Been to China: no
x. Been to Canada: no
x. Danced naked: Yes. Twas most liberating. Har-di-har. No, I haven't. 
x. Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day? Lol no! good if it would though (the nice dreams tho) - I love her. I just want to EDUCATE her. And no. My life is unbearably dull, if ANY of my dreams came true, I'd probably die or something. I always die in my dreams. Maybe someone's trying to tell me something...

x. Wish you were the opposite sex: Hell no, I love being a girl! - Really? Why's that? I kinda hate being a girl sometimes. Guys just seem to have it easy.
x. Had an imaginary friend: i dnt no if i did actualy - I didn't either.

 

-------------EXTRA|Stuff--------------

 

x. Do you have a crush on someone: For the first time in about 20000000 years, no! 

x. What book are you reading now: Oh, my god, how intelligent. Animal Farm by George Orwell.
x. Worst feeling in the world: losing someone u love - Awww. That's quite sad. I don't actually know that feeling, so I guess the worst feeling for me is - quote - "Missing someone by sitting right by them and knowing you can't have them" - end quote.
x. Future son's name: erm..... dunno. - And so you shouldn't! My three future sons will be called Jack, Squirrel, and Tuttle. Errrm... I haven't REALLY planned this out. Honest!

x. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: nah no point...they'd all fall off! - What the hell does she do on her bed?? Er, I have a rabbit and a dog. As Jimmy and half the people at that party found out. Damn.

x. What's under your bed: em...a load o junk - Same. Plus my sister, although it could be argued that she IS junk.
x. Favourite sport to watch: dnt rly watch sports. - Me neither! Wow, I sometimes wonder why I actually blocked you. We're so alike.

x. Siblings: only child - Geez you're lucky. I have a sister and a brother. They both suck big cow penis. Not literally, obviously.

x. Location: dundee - Oooh! I live in the East. Tis boring in the flat lands of the far East. Very boring.

x. Piercings/tattoos: ears pierced - None. Whatsoever.
x. Do you do drugs: Nope - I should hope not! Me neither. I don't do drugs. There.
x. Do you drink: nope - Occasionally. But not too much! Honest!

x. Who is your best friend: all ma gurlies yoo no who yoo r - Blesses. My best friend is Lizzie... But I think a few other people need a special mention: Alice, Jo, Mikey, Jimmy, Ant and Molly. Luff oo!! Loleth.

x. What are you most scared of: heights mainly - Haha, I knew a giraffe who was afraid of heights. Well, I met one. The most pathetic sight I have ever seen in my life. And that's coming from ME. Bless him. Oh yeah. I'm afraid of horses, being alone, being rejected and blood.
x. What clothes do you sleep in: My pjs - Jimjams!

x. Where do you want to get married?: dno - Borneo. With the orangutans. There's going to be a big cake, no, lots of little cakes all piled up in to a cake shape, and the dresses are going to be psychadelic purple and orange swirls... I don't know, do I? I'm FIFTEEN.
x. Who do you really hate: oh theres not enough room in this thing for them all - Oooh, that's harsh. I really try to never hate people. So i generally don't. And besides, there is enough room. This thing is infinite. Or something.
x. Do you drive: no - Nope.
x. Do you have a job: Nope - Hahaha, me, with a job. It's a ridiculous thought.
x. Do you like being around people: yeh - Yes. Yes I do.

x. Are you for world peace: Who is actually going to say no? Seriously? I want world war! Yes. Unrest, deaths, people in pain and dying all over the world. Lovely.

-----------------------------STUFF---------------------
x. Have you ever liked someone you had no chance with: em....no - Really? Wow. Unrequited love is the bane of my life.
x. Have you ever cried over something someone of the opposite sex did: lol that’s like mostly all I cry about - Awww. How sad. Well I have, yes.
x. Do you have a "type" of person you always go after: People who are most probably gay. Or who have very gay tendancies. I mean, look at all the people I've ever fancied. See a pattern?
x. Are you lonely right now: i wouldnt say so - I would. *crys*

x. Song that’s stuck in your head a lot: beep <- Oh. My. God. ARRRGH. I thought I had escaped that song, but it's back with a vengance. Now I'm All Over The Shop - Maximo Park. That's stuck in my head a lot.
x. Do you want to get married: Yah! -*gasps* We are the same! I want to get married too!
x. Do you want kids: Yup - Ich auch.

-------------------------FAVORITE---------------------
x. Room in house: My room  - I dunno really. I don't really like any of them.

x. Type(s) of music: dance music n that sort o thing  - Yay. Techno techno techno raavvvveee. Or whatever. I'm more of a rock chikeh/weirdo. I like all sorts. Minus dance.
x. Band(s): em...loads. - I thought you liked dance? Meh, whatever. I like all sorts. I really don't think you want me to go listing bands now.

x. Colour: pink n blue - Is that one colour now? My favourite colour is purple. Then orange. Then BLACK.
x. Perfume or cologne?: dno lol - Cologne on boys... Perfume on me!

x. Month: july wen its summer - Yeah, I like July too. But I only like July when it's not summer...

x. Stone: em dno wot they cald  - SHE SPELT "THEY" RIGHT!! GIVE HER A STICKER!.. Er, yes. I like jasper, simply because it's called jasper. Oooh, and purple topaz. And sapphires.

--------------IN THE LAST WEEK, HAVE YOU---------------
x. Cried: i dont think so... - Nope. Give ME a sticker.
x. Bought something: my lunch in the ferry  - Now I'm intrigued. Where did she go? What did she do? Who did she.. Ack, I'm kidding. I really don't care. I bought... Er, my muffin yesterday.
x. Gotten sick: no not realy - I am almost dying at this very moment in time. So yes.

x. Sang: probs 2day sumtime - I sang today! I feel special. I was singing "No Tommorow" by Orson. As Alice knows.
x. Wanted to tell someone you loved them: yep - Yes. But I didn't not say it, so that's okay.
x. Met someone new: yup - FUCK YEAH!!! EDD AND BEN!!! How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...
x. Missed someone: no - Well I was thinking about how cool it would be if Lizzie A was still at Soham. Does that count?

x. Hugged someone: yeh - Only about 12893281 people.
x. Kissed someone: yeh - Nope. That random Daniel kid kissed me though. Weirdo.

-----------I N F O R M A T I O N ------------
Name:Lisa caithness - Leonora Mayall
Single or taken: taken - Both and neither. I'm officially single, but I'm unofficially married to half the school.

Sex: Female - Yes. I think I am female. Only... I dunno. I'm a bit of a dude really. I mean a guy. I just... Oh, I don't know. But you don't want to hear about my gender confusedness. So we'll move on to trivial things.
Hair colour: brown - Why is that *grin*? I mean, brown is a good colour, but why? What the hell? Ack, she's successfully confused me. My hair is a gross blonde.
Eye colour: Bluey green - I'd like to say just green. Cause that would be awesome. But no, my eyes are greeny/bluey-grey.

Height: dno lol - Short and not growing. That's all you need to know.

 

--------------S P E C I F I C S -------------------
What kind of shampoo do you use?: sunsilk - Trésmmé! *theme music*

What are you listening to right now: nothing - Sucks to be you! "Love Will Tear Us Apart" - Joy Division. Donnie Darko, yeah!
Who is the last person that called you?: paula - Fucking hell. No-one ever calls me. So I dunno.

How many buddies are online right now? 39 - Oooh, get you, Miss Popular. I have 25. Only I talk to about five of them.
What would you change about yourself?: Too much to name, I wanna be perfect - "I wanna perfect body, I wanna perfect soul". Thank you Miss Caithness! Creep, fooking yeah! But yes, I'd change a hell of a lot. I suck so bad.

-------------F A V O R I T E S-----------------
Foods: Chocolate! duh! - Not EVERYONE likes chocolate. I do, but I have to say I'm partial to a bit of cream cracker. Or cake.
Girl’s names?: nuala lol i lyk tht nme - I like NME too! And the name Nuala's a bit... Well. I prefer Amélie. Or Jenny.

 Boy’s names?: duno - Jack, Conor and Ovary Boy.

Subjects in school: art or music - Errr... I think they're all shite. I hate what I've chosen. But I guess French. And Food.

Animals: ma cat n i lyk dogs 2 - Oh shit, you can like cats AND dogs? I always thought the two were mutually exculsive. Pah, I prefer squirrels, giraffes and otters anyway.

----------------H A V E | Y O U | E V E R------------
Given anyone a bath?: no - My brother, when he was very small.

Smoked cigarettes?: no - Yes. Won't be doing that again in a hurry. I prefer to smoke stuff that won't actually kill you.
Bungee jumped?: Nope i want to though! - Freak. I thought you were scared of heights? I know I am. And I'll NEVER bungee jump. NEVER, you hear me?
Made yourself throw up?: yeh lol - Yeh LOL? It's funny that you've made yourself sick? Am I missing something? Bulmia is now a joke? Well ha bloody ha, my cousin had it and nearly died. I've never made myself sick.

Skinny dipped?: no - Oh, you have not LIVED. I have.

Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: no - Yes *grins*. It's not my fault people find crying girls so innocent, is it?

Pictured your crush naked?: no thts just wrong! - Ack, I have now. Well, my previous crush. Ew. Thanks a lot, stupid quiz thing. As if I didn't have enough worries, I now have an image of Jimmy in my head, naked.
Cried when someone died?: yeh...if u dnt ur weird! - Not if you don't know the person. Or if emotions are so mixed up in you that you just choke on them, and can't cry.
Lied: of course...who hasnt!?! - She makes a fair point. Jesus aside, no-one's never not lied, surely?
Fallen for your best friend?:only a boy but he wasnt rly a best friend - So why don't you just say no then? I've never fallen for my best friend either.
Used someone?: Not that I can think of.
Done something you regret?: Yeh  - And who hasn't? There there.

----------------L A S T | P E R S O N----------------------
You touched: chris - Oooh! Probably Alice... When I hugged her.

Hugged: chris agen - Well... Yeah, Alice.

You yelled at: dno - Probably some random. Ooh, no! Emily! When I was declaring my undying love for her. I told you I was weird.
You kissed: chris - Oh geez. Shall I just say it? Jimmy. There. I said it.

----------- A R E | Y O U ---------------------
Understanding: I would like to think so.
Open-minded: erm... - Haha. I am. VERY. You have to be, with friends like mine.

Arrogant: lol no not at all - IIII'm sure. I don't think I am. Oh, but Dr. Back does. So I guess I must be.
Insecure: hell yeh! - Poor you. It sucks hard. I'm insecure-as.
Random: hell yeh! - Hell bananaringringdinklecough no. I'm not fishcake random.

Hungry: no - For once in my life no.
Smart: wel em no a nerd - Wha? I actually don't understand that. Despite that, I'd say I'm pretty smart. Quelle geeke, in fact.
Moody: Sometimes. - Lucky. I'm VERY moody. Ask Phoebe.
Hard working: Not really - I'm a fucking lazy fat-ass faggot. So no.
Organised: No - Haha, there was a time earlier this year when I was scarily organised. Only that's faded now. So no. I'm not.

Just realised I was going to blog about Christmas. Fuck fucking that!

 

Sorry for that ouburst, my dears. Aw, it's just that now anything to do with Christmas makes me want to kill something. Or throw up. Aw.

 

FUCKING SOMETHING RUINING MY FUCKING ONCE-BRILLIANT CHRISTMAS SPIRIT. I won't even look at the tinsel I bought.  I refuse to listen to Christmas songs, and I will not, and cannot abide the thought of snow.

 

I think I'm going to cry...

 

I wish I knew whether... Erm, Christmas spirit cared about me, or that Christmas songs was going to talk to me, or that snow... Aw, fuck it. Ok, you got me. This rant is not about Christmas at all. It's just confusing and annoying. And I actually thought this plan to cover what it really was about up would work.

 

Dammit. Let's pretend that rant really WAS actually about not liking Christmas, and not..... Something else.

 

And moving on.

 

How was your day? Mine was... Ok. Let's not talk about it. But I'll tell you what I will talk about. Christmas presents. Ok, so I "don't like Christmas" at the moment. But presents are ALWAYS good. Especially when they're HATS. Oh yes, who gives the best presents? You guessed it, me. Hats are a surefire winner. Especially when given to Mikey or Jimmy. If no hats are available, Jelly Tots will be fine. So long as you're giving them to Chris. Awww, bless him. He was so excited today! I gave him a present, he said "Woop!", he then said "Really?", and I said "Yes.". And he looked so touched. I mean, we're talking MAJORLY touched. Moreso than when I gave him his card and I'd dotted the "i" in "Chris" with a little heart. Bless him. And JJ was pretty darn pleased too. I'm so proud of myself. Yay. Aw, but all the other presents actually sucked. I'm sorry people. Just... Yeah. Ignore me, and my inabilty-to-buy-decent-presents.

 

God I am SO bored. I think I will have to steal the Christmas quiz off Daniel's space.

 

1. What's on your wish list of gifts you want really bad this year? Ahaha! I want:

5. Do you plan to travel somewhere for Christmas? Yeah, we'll go see the rellies. As always. You know, we've NEVER had Christmas at home. NE'ER. How dull.

6. Do you leave out milk and cookies? Of course! Well, not cookies, mince pies. And a carrot for the reindeer! - Yup. Same.

7. What's your favourite Christmas song? "All I Want For Christmas (Is You)", "Santa Baby" and "Do They Know It's Christmas?"

8. Are you dreaming of a white Christmas? Erm, right. Snow. No. It looks so pretty and white, but then it goes mushy and brown. And it's wet and cold.

9. Do you go see Santa with the kids? I haven't been to see Santa for a while...

10. Do you have your kids write to Santa? Awww... Erm. I write to Santa. Still. Eeesh. I know. But I love it alll! The mince pies, the carrot, the fake snow the adults put there in the morning so they can say Santa WAS here, see?

11.  Favorite reindeer? Vixen, because I love the name. Ooh, i sense another name for one of my children being discovered...!

12. Worst thing about Christmas? Argh, thinking what people want for Christmas.

13. Do you give to charities this time of the year? Yes! Iii Give all year round. Sometimes.

14. When I say Santa, you say? Erm...Claus.

15. When I say Rudolph, you say? TINSEL!!

16. When I say Frosty the snowman, you say? Yergh, snow.

17. When I say Jack Frost, you say? TINSEL!!

18. When I say Mrs. Claus, you say? TINSEL!!

19. When I say Grinch, you say? Jim Carrey.

20. When I say Scrooge, you say? Humbugs! Mmmm.

21. When I say Christmas tree, you say? TINSEL!!

22. Do you put up a tree? Yes...!!

23. Do you decorate your house or yard? House. With a tree!! Sehr exciting.

24. What's your favorite Christmas drink? Mulled wine!!

25. Favourite ideal Christmas dinner? Something spicy! Ooh, or just sandwiches. I can't be a-doing with all this roast.

26. Favorite dessert? Mmmm. Trifle, actually. Aw, so unoriginal.

27. Favorite Christmas movie? Nightmare Before Christmas!! Love it.

28. Do you mail out Christmas cards? Yes! And they're all sent.

29. What do you plan to take to Christmas dinner? Me. And I generally take a Yule log (A chocolate one) Because I HATE Christmas pudding. Aw, but the lure of money it always gets me. I'm so shallow.

30. Have you finished your Christmas shopping? Yes! Nearly. Tika, I NEED to get you a present.

31. Do you go Christmas shopping the day after Thanksgiving? Erm, no, but it's pretty close.

32. Do you hang stockings? Yes! Still.

33. How many people do you usually buy for? Everyone! Well, nearly.

34. Do you think the naughty should get a lump of coal? No!

35. What would be your idea of an ideal Christmas? One where no-one throws any tantrums, where I DON'T have to entertain 3298579847 cousins, one where I get the presents I actually want.

36. Fruit cake, eat or pass it on? Pass it on...but keep the icing. - Same!

Really, I apologise so much. I'm bored, ok?

 

I AM: Confused, happy, high on life but slightly pissed off. Looking forward o Christmas!!
I WANT: To be unconfused and unpissed off. Hmm, and some chocolate.
I HAVE: Lots of stuff. I consider myself vair vair lucky.
I WISH: That I could fly.

I HATE: Way too many things to write on here.
I FEAR:  Loads of things! Horses... Seaweed, bleark! Loneliness, as you know. I've been going on about it enough.
I SEARCH: For the answer.
I WONDER: Whether peple will like what I bought them for Christmas. Be nice, people, please!
I REGRET: Tonnes of crap.
I LOVE: Lots of stuff! And lots of people! And lots of places! And, aww, lots of music!
I DANCE: Everywhere! No music, rhythm or beat needed. I just dance. Doo-be-doo-boo-doo. See, I'm dancing now! Ok, maybe you can't actually see. But I bet you wish you could. *coughs* Or not!
I CRY: Less often than I used to.
I WRITE: This! And German coursework. And lyrics to songs I love. Aw, I do that all the time. I'm so emo.
I WIN: The things I don't lose... However...
I LOSE: Just about everything. I'm completely useless.
I CONFUSE: Myself. And probably everyone else. I'm a rambler. That is, in the sense that I will quite happily talk about nothing in particular until people tell me to shut up or just walk away. See, I did it just then! I'm always just going on about unrelated things, and I don't know when to shut up. Yup, I'm one of them. Annoying, I know, but it's who I am, and most people learn to live with it or tell me to shut up. Wow. I should have shut up quite a while ago. But, I can't help.. YES. WE KNOW. Shut UP, Leo.
I NEED: To not be quite so uncool.
I SHOULD: Do my R.E. Fucking awful subject.

{DO YOU...}
KEEP A DIARY:  Just this. Which doesn't really count.
LIKE TO COOK: Yes! I love cooking. Buut, I think I talked about my little accident with cheese in a previous blog. And so we move on.
HAVE A SECRET YOU HAVE NOT SHARED WITH ANYONE: Nope! Actually, yes. But it's not like I'm going to say it now, is it?
BELIEVE IN LOVE: Mostly. I mean, some of it is slightly unbelieveable.

{WHO IS...}
THE WEIRDEST PERSON YOU KNOW:  Mikey! In the nicest way possible.
THE LOUDEST PERSON YOU KNOW: Lizzie. Or Jo, if we're going for screaming.
THE CUTEST PERSON YOU KNOW: Erm. Hmm. aw, probably Aaron. He's sweet-as. But a total bitch. Hah, like when he hit Jimmy at that breaktime. What a bitch. but one of those really cute bitches.

THE PERSON THAT KNOWS THE MOST ABOUT YOU: Loz, possibly. Lizzie, I would think. But unfortunately, it's probably Phoebe.
THE LAST IMAGE/THOUGHT BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP: Aww, everything. Normally a song or something. I know I'm obsessed.

{DO YOU...}
HAVE A CRUSH: Yes. I am rarely seen without one. THE must-have accessory for winter, girls!
WANT TO GET MARRIED: Yes...
THINK YOU’RE A HEALTH FREAK: No. Not a trace of a hypochondric in me. I'm a bit of a skiver sometimes, but it's only because I am on the verge of death. *halo gleams*
GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: Yes, actually. I haven't felt the urge to kick them for at least 20 minutes.
LIKE THUNDERSTORMS: I love thunderstorms! There is something about being in the rain, with lightning flashing, and thunder rumbling that is the best thing in the world for me. Maybe it's the danger. Muaahahaha.

{CURRENT...}
HAIR: Blonde, and very frizzy, with the crappest fringe you will ever see in your life. EVER.
EYE COLOR: Current eye colour? Like it's going to change. Oooh, unless you have those grooveh contacts which are tinted. But aaaannyway... Meh. They are blue/green/grey.
BIRTHPLACE: Yes, cause my birthplace IS going to change! But anyway, my birthplace is Surrey. Yeah, I know. But I DON'T have the accent, so all's good. Haha, sorry those who do... But, come on... It's SURREY.

{FAVORITE...}
NUMBER: 13. Just to be different.
COLOUR: Purple. Still.
DAY: Tuh, I dunno. Hmm. Thursdays. Or Saturdays. All other days are shit.
MONTH: November. Naturlich. My birthday! But let's say I'm not being biased, I would say July. Or August. Nah, July.
SONG: Current is "I Heard It Through The Grapevine" By Marvin Gaye/Kaiser Chiefs. I love and adore both versions. OR any Christmas song, obviously.

BAND: Editors or Blink-182. Or Green Day! Or Hot Hot Heat.

FOOD: Hmmm... Those tiny Swiss rolls. With jam and vanilla cream. MINI ROLLS!! And popcorn. And chocolate.
SEASON: Summer.
SPORT: Dunno. I am completely indifferent to sport.
DRINK: Coffee. Aww, the caffeine has got me.

{PREFERENCES...}
CUDDLE OR MAKE OUT: Awww, cuddles. Yay.
CHOCOLATE MILK, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: Hot chocolate!
DARK OR WHITE CHOCOLATE: I only really eat milk. But I love Milkybar. 
VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE: Depends what for. Ice cream: Vanilla. Just about everything else: Chocolate.

{IN THE LAST 24 HRS HAVE YOU...}
CRIED: Yes.
HELPED SOMEONE: Erm...I hope so.
BOUGHT SOMETHING: Yay!! I bought 6m of tinsel. 2m of LIME-GREEN tinsel. Aw, I'm so happy. I love lime-green, and I love tinsel. Aw wow.
GOTTEN SICK: Nah. I'm all good.

GONE TO THE MOVIES: Nope.
GONE OUT FOR DINNER: Nope.
SAID “I LOVE YOU”: Not meaning it. I mean REALLY meaning it. Just going "Oh my god, I love you!". Aw, like when Dan nearly died on Wednesday after IT. And I have said "I love your hair" on several occasions. Ditto shoes. Ditto HATS.
WRITTEN A REAL LETTER: Yes! In GERMAN. For coursework, but shush.
TALKED TO AN EX: Geez... Yes, I think.
MISSED AN EX: Nope.
HAD A SERIOUS TALK: Me and Lizzie NEARLY had a "deep 'n' meaningful" in PE.
MISSED SOMEONE: Yes.
HUGGED SOMEONE: Yup.
FOUGHT WITH YOUR PARENTS: Yes...

FOUGHT WITH A FRIEND: Nope. How very nice of me.

{NAME 5 BANDS YOU LISTEN TO}
Let's see. I'll just pick the next five bands that appear on my playlist.
1. Editors!
2. Green Day

3. Blink-182
4. Radiohead
5. No Doubt

 

Wow, WHO'S cool? That's right. Me.

*silently thanks Media Player for not coming up with Girls Aloud, Sugababes and/or B*Witched*

{NAME 7 THINGS YOU HATE}
1. Snow. Here look, I'm sorry, but for me snow is just too cold and too wet.
2. Seaweed. I hate seaweed. It's horrible. It clings to your legs, and feels disgusting
3. Horses. They are too big, too scary and look, they are pure evil. Anyone can see it.
4. R&B. Occasionally a song will crop up that I will like for about a week, but generally a pile of crap. I don't personally see the point. I love that song "RnB" by GLC though. Makeths me laugh.
5. Ants. Ergh. They get everywhere. Seriously, the only reason I thought of putting them on this list is because one just crwaled across the desk. Yuuck.
6. "lol". I don't mind it as such, but it's sooo overused. Ditto random, mainly by me, but still.
7. JULIUS CAESAR by SHAKESPEARE. Yes. Guess what we're doing for our Shakespeare? Yeah, that's right. EVERY other class in the year is doing Romoe and Juliet, which, as Shakespeare goes isn't that bad. But no. WE're doing the most political, the one with NO subplot, the one with the most old men standing around talking. ARGH.

{WOULD YOU EVER...}
Eat a bug: Could do. Depends on why.
Hang glide: Yes, I suppose. Maybe. No.
Kill someone: If they bugged me enough... Actually, no. I couldn't. I'm too nice. Yes.
Kiss someone of the same sex: Ok... A bit perverse. I might have, I mean, do.
Have sex with someone of the same sex: Ok, too much! Most probably not. I mean, like, if the only way to save the world was to do that... But otherwise, no. No way.
Parachute from a plane: NO.

Walk on hot coals: Well yes, if the money was good.
Go out with someone for their looks: Yes. I'm shallow. I could live with it. For about a week, possibly.
For their reputation: No. I don't think so. Naaah.
Be a vegetarian: Yes. I think I could do that. Erm, maybe.
Wear plaid with stripes: Yeah, why not?
IM a stranger: Yes. I do that a lot. But I am NOT a cyber whore. No I am not.
Sing Karaoke: Yes. I'll scare everyone off, but yes. I would and I do.
Get drunk off your ass: What does that mean? If you mean
Run a red light: Yeah why not? Let's go crazy.
Star in a porn video: No. Not even slightly.
Dye your hair blue: Yes! Avec pleasure.
Be on Survivor: Huh? Maybe, if I knew what it was.
Wear makeup in public: Yes...
Not wear makeup in public: Hmmm... Ok, I think I could do that... maybe.
Cheat on a test: If that was the only way I could stand any chance of passing, yes.
Make someone cry: Yes. Deliberately. Why not? Oh yeah. Because I'm nice. *grins*
Date someone more than 10 years older than you: Not now, no. Possibly when I'm older. but probably not.
Stay up all night: Have done. Hah.

 

Pah. THAT was fun. Talk to me, people! Otherwise I will churn out a never-ending number of quizzes. Haha. Blackmail smells so sweet.

 

Aww, I have some bad news... *prepares self*. Herr Andrews is leaving. I know. I am actually really depressed. *wails*. Ok, so maybe it's not that bad. But now we have fucking Frau Jeffries all the time. And I may never hear the illustrious tones of his voice ever again. But we still have Florence, with her bizarre English-American-German accent she has going on...

Really, I would NOT read this if I were you. I'm bored and have nothing (Yes, NOTHING) better to do, so this is just a music quiz thing I did. I may not even publish it, but if I do, don't feel obliged to read it. Go play some Internet games or something. Just don't waste your time here. Thank you. Have a nice day.

 

 

01. I miss somebody right now. - Nope. Not a bit. Not even slightly thinking of this one special person who probably doesn't give a fuck. *sighs sadly*

02. I watch more tv than I used to. - No, I don't watch T.V. in the mornings anymore. I mean, I used to wake up at like 6 am just to watch TV! But after a while I realised that things like the Teletubbies and the Tweenies and stuff were on at 6, so I decided to sleepin a bit later on the weekends. Like, until 12.

03. I love olives. - I don't LOVE them, but I will eat them.

04. I love sleeping. - Yes! Which doesn't explain why I am still up. Ah well..

05. I own lots of books. - A fair few, yeah.

06. I wear glasses or contact lenses. - I wear glasses, occasionally. But I've lost them "unfortunately".

07. I love to play video games. - Nope. Unlike SOME people I could mention.

08. I’ve tried marijuana. - I've smelt it... I know, what a rebel, eh? No, but I probably would.

09. I have seen porn. - Not intentionally. But I'll never forget tossers.com. I'm pretty sure Dan won't either!
 
10. I have been in a threesome. - Nooooooo... And don't plan to.

11. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. - Ooh, almost! Yeah Ben, you nearly had a psycho ex-girlfriend! But I decided he wasn't worth it. Because you aren't, are you?

12. I believe honesty is the best policy. - I am a strong believer in the Church of Bitchland. But sometime the truth has to, like, spill!

13. I have acne free skin. - Yes! Get in! I hope. *checks in mirror*. Nah, I'm pretty clear.

14. I like and respect Al Sharpton. - Hahaha! Who now? Yeah, of course.

15. I curse frequently. - No, of course I fucking don't! What a ridculous shitty question.

16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. - I like myself more now than I did. But not a LOT more. I still can't stand to look in the mirror, almost. It's the almost bit that I love! I CAN physically look in the mirror. But only just.

17. I have a hobby. - Nope. Except... Nope.

18. I’ve been told I have a nice butt. - Once... But I knocked him one... I'm a wee bit of a feminist.

19. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. - Yes. Because of the emo thing... No, I do not, and I most probably won't. EVER. Because I'm not an emo. I don't wish to kill, or even slightly maim, myself. EVER.

20. I've never broken anyone else's bones. - Nope.

22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. - Well, if I did, I wouldn't exactly be saying on here, my PUBLIC blog, would I? And erm, no, I don't really.

23. I love rain. - Yes! I adore it! AND I'm not even being sarcastic!

24. I’m paranoid at times. - If by "at times", you mean "all the time", yeah. *checks over shoulder*. Oh crap, I got scared then! My dad just came in through the door! How does he come in at just the wrong time?

25. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. - Hmmm... A little bit. I'd still like to be me. But no harm in COMPLETELY CHANGING what I look like, is there?

26. I need money right now. - Nope. I might do, if I was going to Cambridge today. But I'm not invited. *crys softly into cup of tea*

27. I love sushi. - No, no, no, no, no. NO.

28. I talk really, really fast sometimes. - Yes, I need to say things four or five times occasionally.

29. I have fresh breath in the morning. - I'd like to know how that could be done. But no.

30. I have semi-long hair. - Meaning...? But maybe. It reaches my shoulders, but curls up at the bottom, so is longer than it looks. Make of that what you will.

31. I have lost money in Las Vegas. - Ish... I went to Las Vegas and dropped a ten dollar note. But I'm pretty sure that's not what you mean.

32. I have at least one brother and/or sister. - Yes, one of each! I may have had another one of either too, but that's another story.

33. I was born in a country outside Australia. - Erm.....yes!

34. I shave my legs. - Yes. And I should now. Yuck, gross legs.

35. I have a twin. - No.

36. I am actually wasting time doing this thing. - I have nothing better to do. But yes!

37. I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D. - I probably could. It's not like anyone ever phones me.

38. I like the way I look. - Yes, in a way. I have to work it, but sometimes I turn out ok.

39. I have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months. - Hmmm... Yes. I am soooo ashamed of myself.

40. I know how to do cornrows. - No, but it is my ambition to learn how to do them and DO JACK'S HAIR IN THEM! Hell yeah.

41. I am usually pessimistic. - I try not to be, but it sucks me in.

42. I have mood swings. - Constantly!

43. I think prostitution should be legalized. - I do, actually! It clearly goes on whether it's legal or not, but making it legal would just help to ensure that there were better conditions and everything. Same answer as Daniel wrote before, yeah, but it makes sense. Same with drugs! LEGALIZE DRUGS! Except, not that I want to take them or anything. No matter WHAT they tell you.

44. I think Britney Spears is pretty/hot. - Some of these questions are pretty damn random! And erm, no, not now. Or ever, really. No, she never was that hot in my books.
 
45. I have cheated on a significant other. - What significant other? Oh, one of my two? No... I didn't have time to get bored.

46. I have a hidden talent. - I can actually cook! Ok, I'm not entirely useless, but I know I set fire to the kitchen making cheese on toast... But that's in the past and I can now cook.

47. I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. - Yes! Yes! So long as I'm not in my oh-so-brilliant-and-friend-making depressive/angry mood.

48. I think that I’m popular. - No, not really. I have about 100 people on my contact list, but come on, I know like 20 of them!

49. I have dyed my hair. - Yes. It is now a shitty gingery/blonde that I hate. But the fucking dye's stuck in my hair.

50. I have kissed someone of the same sex. - No, I don't think so...

51. I enjoy talking on the phone. - Surprisingly, no. Mainly because the people who phone me are either relatives with bad news or Kirsten, who, most of the time I cannot STAND.
 
52. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. - No. Although it would be pretty... disgusting to...

53. I love to shop. - Yes! Yes! YES! I mean, shop? Oh, sometimes.

54. I would rather eat than shop. - Well, I suppose, but I'd rather shop for clothes than, for instance, eat fruit salad.

55. I would classify myself as ghetto. - As ghetto as, mutha-fuckers.

56. I’m bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders. - Erm, I don't know? Is that acceptable?

57. I’m obsessed with my blog! - No, I update more often than most of the people I know, but I don't think I'm OBSESSED as such.

58. I don’t hate anyone. - I try so hard not to. But I can't help myself! I'm going to have to come accustomed to the fact I hate an awful lot of you people out there.

59. I'm a pretty good dancer. - Yeah, of course... Excuse me... *laughs self into fit*

60. I don’t think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington. - He might have done, but really that's no-one's business but their own. And the Court of Justice's.

61. I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. - Yes! Oh god, I refuse to admit we're related.

62. I have a mobile phone. - Yes... But from the amount of texts I get, you'd think I didn't. Should I put my mobile number here?

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

63. I watch MTV on a daily basis. - No, but I would if I had it, I'm sure...
                                                                                                                  
65. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. - No, or ever really.

67. I have never been in a real relationship before. - Yup. Yup, as in I have never been in a real relationship before.
     
68. I’ve rejected someone before. - Only those people who think it's cool to come up to you and say "will you go out with me/my mate?" when you don't actually know them. At all. True, it's not as if I've never said yes to them, and I generally say no, bbut if these things were taken seriously I'd have about sixty million boyfriends/girlfriends. And it's not like I've had many real offers to reject.

70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. - Sometimes I feel like I don't. But then I realise, yeah I do, and all doubt goes away. Well, almost all doubt.

71. I want to have children in the future. - Yes! Soon as possible, without, like, destroying my life.

72. I have changed a diaper before. - Yes. Nice experience, I think not.
    
73. I’ve had the cops called on me before. - No, but I have called the cops.

74. I bite my nails. - Not anymore! I have kicked the habit.

75. I’m not allergic to anything deadly. - No.

 

Well that's it for one blog. It's not like anything else has hppened today.. yet. However, My dear brother is having a birthday party today... Hooray.