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    May 23

    So long, farewell, auf wiedersehn, goodbye!

    Just a few notes...
     
    • Have fun on work Experience, y'all.
    • Have a great birthday Jimmy.
    • Ditto Molly.
    • Have fun at Jimmy's party.
    • Have fun on Friday, hah.

    And lastly, but not leastly...

     

     

    I'M GONNA BLOODY WELL MISS YOU ALL!

     

    I'll think of you all while in Spain soaking up the sun.

    April 15

    DOCTOR WHO!!

    AAA, he's returning!
     
    He's back.
     
    In 53 minutes.
     
    Oh good heavens.
     
    David Tennant!!
     
    Doctor Who!
     
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
     
    Also, I am watching Harry Potter.
     
    Yay! I forgot how good these movies are.
     
    Hahaha Gilderoy Lockhart is such a twat.
     
    Erm, that's all of note.
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    Ps. DOCTOR WHO!!
    April 07

    Schnerp.

    I'm beginning to wonder why I bother blogging. It's not like I ever get any feedback from anyone (bar Danny, cheers love).
     
    I guess people have just lost interest. Wouldn't be the first time. *looks pathetic in an attempt to get the viewers back*
     
    What does the media do when it wants attention... Celebrities!! How about if I pack this page full of celebs? Nah, okay. We could do a phone poll of some sort.
     
    Or I could just do the normal thing and threaten that this will be my last blog.
     
    Right guys. I think this will be my last blog.
     
    *waits for begging screams of "NO! Don't stop blogging! We alll love you!"*
     
    *realises it's just not happening*
     
    *gives up and does something constructive for once*
     
     
    March 27

    Yet another unfinished blog. Guess why?

    Today I am going to kill something.
    Anything.
     
    Alright, I'm kidding, but I am more than slightly obsessed with that poem.
     
    I don't even know why. I don't identify with it, I don't empathise with the writer, and I'm terrified by it. She's going to kill you! She's already murdered her goldfish! Run for the hills!! This woman is homocidal! She has a bread knife!
     
    Scary, scary poem.
     
    Argh, I hate it when my sister decides she has to homework while I'm blogging. You actually have no idea how much it pisses me off.
     
    I'll blog properly another time.
     
    Just, comment, bitches! *waves bread knife*
    February 10

    Mnerh.

    Wow, I haven't blogged properly in a while. Just a little non-blog, a couple of days ago, which is always fun to have... So.
     
    Things on my mind.. Right now.
    1. How crap M&S adverts are.
    2. Ditto Burger King adverts.
    3. But then again... The music on most adverts is amazing. I wonder if they have an "Advert Album" or something.
    4. How much I would actually pay for such an album.
    5. The holidays.
    6. How awersome "My Name Is Earl" is. It is am-a-zing. Third best thnig on TV at the moment.

    Guess I won't be able to blog properly today either. Can't actually think of what to write. Could just expand on the ideas above... But they speak for themselves really.

    So, another non-blog. Was it worth it? Coming all the way from your safe little place on the web to here, to read this. A pointless, tiny amount of words. I've failed. I've failed you, I've failed me, and I've failed me.

     

     

    Sorry all.

    February 08

    Observations.

     

    1. Sisters suck. Especially slaggy, tarty, bitchy, selfish, spiteful... Ah, you get the picture.
    2. Just because you're given a choice, it doesn't mean you have to take either decision.
    3. People aren't always as happy as they look. Know that, been there etc.
    4. There really is a load of crap on TV these days.
    5. Every now and then, even when you're REALLY depressed, quite often a hug is all you need.
    6. A change is never as fucking good as a holiday.
    7. EDIE BRITT IS A FUCKING LEGEND!!
    8. SO IS ANDREW VAN DER KAMP!!!
    January 28

    Rowr fft fft purrrr.

    I'm going to have to agree with Laila.
     
    The whole thing's fucked up. MSN is a twat. The commenting thing? I had to spend about 1249871237 hours of my time to actually put all my details in. WHAT THE HELL WAS WRONG WITH THE OLD SYSTEM???
     
    I could actually USE that. Fucking wankers. You're ruining my LIFE.
     
    And now we move on. Ooooh, "31 ways to use your blog"? Let's have a gander.
     
    31 ways to use your blog

    Not sure what to blog about? You can blog about anything that interests you. Here are some ideas to get you started:

    1. Keep a daily journal of your life. Done. Almost. I'm not very good at the whole "daily" thing. I just can't blog everyday. My life is too unbearably dull.
    2. Post a quote du jour. Ok, quote of the day: "We could always have your party in the horse-box". My sister is officially a freak. We don't even HAVE a horsebox. And even if we did... 40-odd people?? In about a couple square feet??? NOT happening.
    3. Document your daily successes. Hahahahahahahahahaha... Successes? ME??? HAHAHahahaha....
    4. List your goals. My goals... Hm. To have the greatest party ever. Without alcohol. Somehow. Maybe everyone could just smuggle alcohol in? OR we could have two people standing on each others shoulders, wearing a very long coat and go and buy some. With my dad's driving licence. Or something.
    5. Describe a recent adventure. Well. There was the time when I stood on a friend's shoulders and we wore a very long coat and I wore a mustache. We went into an off-licence, and tried to buy some beers and alchpops... We got chased out.
    6. Compliment a friend. Lizzie, you're gorgeous. And you have a skirt that is the shmex. You know what, I'll compliment everyone. Mikey, you're amazing. Jimmy, you're are the coolness. Ant, you're a dude. Alice, you're too brilliant for actual words. Jo, you're... Nice.
    7. Write a restaurant review. I wen to a restaurant once. The food was alright, the ambeince left a lot to be desired... But the toilets were brilliant! You could have a mini-rave in there. The music was loud, and the floors were on-dancable.
    8. Detail a recent date. Friday 27th January. Was ok. Had five lessons at school. Not very detailed, but... (Yes, I do know what it means really... I just haven't had any recent dates. Or any. Ever. Yes, pity me.) 
    9. List your favorite hang outs. My house!! Oooh, my bed, I love my bed. Erm... The Grafton Centre in Cambridge... And that's it. I don't really "hang out". There isn't anywhere in Isleham to hang out.
    10. Share a poem of yours. "I am a girl, my hair is in curls, for I have just washed it."
    11. Offer tips in your area of expertise. Hahaha... I'm not an expert at anything. Yet. However, I plan to be an expert at EVERYTHING.
    12. Write about your favorite hobby. My favourite hobby is drumming. I'm not very good, but I practise for about an hour a day. Just to piss off my parents.
    13. Describe a class you're taking. FOOD! I'll talk about Food. Not just general food, but the subject. We have the BEST teacher, say what you like about her, she is an absolute leg end (foot?). I don't quite know what makes her so cool, but she just is. I guess it's just comparitively. As Mrs Bullman is just... Not. She annoys me.

    To be continued...

    January 03

    Review of the year! Alphabet style!

    About 3947325 years late - ie. 3 days - but here it is! Leonora's great review of the year!
     
    Wooooooo... 2005 eh? Great year.
     
    Sort of. Actually, I think it was averagely average. Of course, that's just me. But this MY blog, so my opinions DO actually count. So shut up and listen. Or read. Whatever.
     
    So this my account of the year. Don't expect great political thoughts; discussions of moral issues brought up this year etc. Do expect slight craziness, obsessiveness and above all: ME. *grins*
     
    So wie beginnen.
     
    A: ARCTIC MONKEYS!! Dammit, man, they are such a kicking band! Which is why they are never without capitals. Ish kabible, they are the rulingest. Probably. And MUAHAHA! I have some album tracks! Before ANY of you. Except Laila, but shush. Aww, and they rule! Everytime I hear any of their songs, I feel compelled to get up and dance like an crazed loon on Coca-Cola and speed. Which, seeing as I am practicaly ADDICTED to this amazing, marvy, sexy band, means not much coursework is getting done. QUEL dommage.
     
    B: Biscuits. I can see the headlines now: "2005 Declared Year Of The Biscuit". Or maybe not. But I had a lot of biscuits last year. And they were good.
     
    C: Crackers. See biscuits. I had waaay too many crackers last year.
     
    D: Drink. Yes, ladies and gentlemen. It is to be announced that I have had one of my life's milestones this year. For the very first time, I got drunk away from home. Like, hooray. But hell, it was fun. Doesn't mean I'm going to be doing it again in a hurry...
     
    E: Editors! My obsession with this band began last year. Probably because they only became famous last year. But shush. Yay! Editors!
     
    F: Freak out. I freaked out a lot last year. Yeaaah.. I know.
     
    G: Goodies! Yeah, more obsessions... But last year I discovered that amazing 70's TV show known as the Goodies. Haha, but that just reminds me of That 70's Show. Ah well. The Goodies is faaaar better.
     
    H: HATS. Yup. How could they NOT be on this list? They formed the basis of all my clothes in the past few months. By that, I mean that before I chose an outfit, I checked that a hat went with it. I really don't know what started this obsession, actually. I could take the easy route and say that my fringe forced me to hide my head... But that would be lying because I most definately wore them a helluva lot before the gum incident. Hmm... Ah well. I'll work it out. A-HA! They partially hide my face, which we ALL know is a very good thing. So maybe after trying a hat on, I wore them 24-7 after discovering they hid my face, so I could protect the general public. There have, in fact, been no looking-at-me-related-deaths since I have taken to wearing hats. Which is a good thing. So basically, whoever invented hats deserves a medal. No, no, sod the medal. They need a shitload of cash. And a yacht. A YACHT.
     
    I: Igloos. (Igli?). Eskimos - eskimo pie. Best I could do. Last year I made eskimo pie (which tastes like... crap), and created my eskimo pie account. Because the old one fucked up. Big time.
     
    J: Jacket!  Yes. Tis was the year of the sexy jackets. All... Three of them. But they are so sexy they deserve a mention. Velvet! Fur! Odd feathery fluff stuff! All so sexy. Aaaah.
     
    K: Kabible! For some reason I keep saying it, so there we are. Ish kabible.
     
    L: Little things. Like Years 7s. Argh, I don't know whether to coo over them or run away screaming. Want a dangerous job? Sod the army, dare-deviling or even suicide bombing. You should become a Year 7 mentor. It is an experience, I can tell you.
     
    M: MUSIC!! Rulingest. Done and done.
     
    N: New Year. Ok, not strictly last year, but shush. It was fun. Me and Lizzie just talked to all the random Turks, Cypricots and Egyptians on Lizzie's contact list. Ha ha.

    O: Orange. An AMAZING colour. True not as good as purple, but a great colour anyway. I mean purple, though. It is such a brilliant colour! WHO in their right mind would wear, or own anything purple? Exactly. No-one. Which is precisely why you see so many people wearing purple clothes, driving  purple cars, and eating purple cakes. We are officially in an uncool society; deal with it!

    P: Party! Yea, my party was absolutely hoonin' last year. Woop. And in fact, all the parties I went to this year ruled. Yes, all three of them.

    Q: Q. The magazine I bought the most last year. I know, that was a shit answer. YOU try coming up with better for "Q"!!
     
    R: Reviews. I have seen many, many rreviews of the year. All of them VERY good. Which why I'm not too sure about publicising this one. Sod it. I don't give a flying Brazilian monkey. This may be crap - and we all know it will be -  but it's MINE. What do you expect?

    S: South Africa! Aw yes. Incredibly amazingly fabulous few days back in October. Aw yes. Memories. Which only I can indulge in. You can't. Hah.

    T: Timpanis. Wow! They're so big, and loud! Like BOOM! BAM! BOOOM! AND I have recently found out that "timpani" is just anouther word for drums. So I can talk about my sudden re-interest in playing the drums! Woo yeah. Ok then. Actually, there isn't anything to say really. I like playing the drums because you play it as stupidly as you want and it still sounds legendy. Which means I don't have to be able to read music! Which is good, cause I can't. But elliways...

    U: Ungulates. Mainly in this list because I love the word, but I did see quite a few ungulates last year. Giraffes, zebra and - erk! - horses.

    V: Violets! PARMA VIOLETS!! Quite possibly the tastiest and most addictive sweet known to modern-day mankind. I love them. I want them. I NEED THEM.
     
    W: We Are Scientists. More band-related obsession. But they are so good! Go buy the album. And then but it for all of your friends. And then visit the website(www.wearescientists.com). Quite possibly the funniest and best bandsite EVER. Actually, just go visit the site now.

    X: X... X... Nah.

    Y: Yacht.
    I. Must. Obtain. One. Think about how amazingly cool it would be. You could see anything, everything, anyone! ALL FROM THE EXTREME COMFORT OF YOUR OWN YACHT. Aw, someone get me one. Before I combust.
     
    Z: Zurich. I like the sound of Zurich. Which is why Al and I have decided to go, along with the rest of le crew, there when we leave school. Either that or Geneva. But the like the name Zurich better.
    December 11

    Two little new music obsessions:

    1) Christmas tunes!
     
    Yeah, you knows it. It's that time of year! So I have been stocking up on as much Christmas songs as possible. In fact, I am making my ultimate Christmas album. This includes the likes of Wham!, Slade, Wizzard, Band Aid, Band Aid 20, The Kinks and Blink-182. Yay. So is this good, or amazingly sad?
     
    Well, actually not much else to say on the subject of Christmas songs. They rule, bring a sense of goodwill etc. And I love them. I was listening to them in July this year, I think. *ahem*
     
    2) Green Day!
     
    Yay, guess who just got "Bullet in A Bible"? Yuh-huh. Me. *sense of complete and utter wellbeing*. So I've been investigating their other stuff too. Aw, they're amazing, non? I mean, their old stuff is better than their new stuff! *prepares self for torrent of abuse* :S
     
    Yay, short blog. All done.
     
    I think I shall have to do a blog on Christmas. Yes, I think I will.
     
     
    November 20

    Tum-te-tum

    Oh yeah.
     
    Happy birthday to me... For three days ago. 15 at fecking last.
    October 19

    Same old, same old.

    My life is soooo exciting.
     
    Oh sorry, did I say exciting? I meant dull. REALLY dull. I actually canot see the thrill in you reading about my day, so I'm just going to describe my surroundings in this fantastic quiz I found/stole.
     
    1) Wallpaper: Crap. Some bizarre pink green and yellow flowery pattern.
     
    2) Phone: A phone. I don't really know what else I can say about this phone. It's a phone, ok? Unless yopu mean my mobile. It's a Nokia something. 6100? Nah, that doesn't sound right. Anyway, David knows. I'll just ask him. Nope, he doesn't know either. Useless! But anyway, it's quite good actually. A rather good phone. It does what it's told. And it's not a flip-top! Flip-tops and I do not get on too well. I've had three in the past two months. Grr-a-phooey. I don't even know why I have the fecking thing. I can't stand them really, little pieces of... Moving on then.
     
    3) Computer: Hmm. It's a decent computer, Windows XP but the monitor is crap. It keeps flickering, and every now and then it just goes almost black. I hate that. Black, I can deal with. But it goes a dark colour that you think you can almost see through, but then you just hurt your eyes trying to do so. ARGH! It just did it.
     
    4) Door: What the...? How random. My door is wood, very old, and very stiff.
     
    5) Desk: Covered in random crap. Bits of paper, broken CDs and head phones.
     
    6) Bed: My bed? Or the one in this room? The one in this room I suppose. It's a double bed, and it's covered with my clothes for South Africa (Woop!). It also has a guitar and various drum and guitar books. It's not very comfy.
     
    7) Wardrobe: The wardrobes in this room are empty... Mind you, the one in my room isn't exactly overflowing. I am taking waaaaaay too much clothing on this trip. Ah well. So long as it fits in the case... (Oh great, I bet it's jinxed now)
     
    8) Other people: Nope, there is no-body else in the room. My brother's in his, which is next door, and I can hear him making choo-choo noises. Odd child.
     
    9) You: Hmmm... My hair is being a twat, but I think I will be able to deal with it. My face is... Nasty. My nose is looking especially crap today. And the bags under my eyes are bgger than ever. Oh yes, and several spots. Perfect finishing touch to what is formally known as "Face de crap looks". I am wearing jeans-that-aren't-really-jeans-just-denim-tracksuit-bottoms which are dead comfy but not in the slightest bit attractive looking, a black (men's) t-shirt. Yes, i have transformed overnight from a stunning, tall, skinny, feminine, stylish blonde to a short, rather dumpy, frizzy-haired, plain dyke wearing the clothing equivalent of a tent. Oh yes, the only thing missing is the attraction to girls. Sorry ladies! *rolls eyes* Fantastic, I now feel so good about myself. Oh how I love this quiz.
     
    10) Anthing else of interest: No. Go home.
    October 18

    Hum

    I am not happy.
     
    I am no longer actually ALLOWED to use MSN. I still do, which if, and when, I get caught I get in mega-deep-shit. Dad: Mega-Twat. Because of this, I have not been able to properly communicate with people, which is why I made such a twat of myself yesterday. For those of you eh know, well, you know, don't you? You could have been slightly more... Nice. I went HOME for fuck's sake! Anyway, all bitterness gone now. I blame Ellis, really.
     
    I was off school today. I did that English thing, and tided my room and packed for a little trip I'm going on in a few days... SOUTH AFRICA!! Woooooooop!
     
    Ok, so I wasn't happy when I started writing this, but now I am over the fucking moon! Hooray for non-shitty school trips! 
     
    Anyway, I'm officially too bored to even blog right now... So I'll do another one later... If you're lucky. *rolls eyes*
    September 11

    A Quick Note

    Happy Birthday to you!
    Happy Birthday to you!
    Happy Birthday dear Daniel...
    Happy Birthday to you!
     
    *claps*
     
    Also a Happy Belated Geburtstag to Alex (Tuesday 6th Sept) and Alice(Thursday 8th September).