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March 29 Oh, and your sweet and pretty face, such an ugly word for something so beautiful.Haha, you want to know something funny?
Naaah, I thought not. I'll save it for another time.
Officially obsessed with... The Kooks! Don't be scared if I bombard you with songs by them, I'm just trying to spread the geniosity.
But oh oh, I love her because she moves in 'er own way.
And on with the blog...
Yes, well I have been depressed recently, but you don't really want to hear about that... Erm, my sister had hackers that weren't me. Lizzie is now going out with Tom... I have rediscovered the amazingness of Skunk Anansie, much to my sister's disgust... I can't think of more news.
I'm guessing I'm either going to describe my day, or write about some sort of topic.
Well my day was dull. Talking to hairy druggies, eating lollies that weren't cannabis, and singing happy birthday to Edd. Dull. Dullness.
I'm so damn apathetic sometimes, I bore myself.
Ooh, did I tell you about my amazing adventures in Cambridge?
No, no I didn't.
So now you're going to hear them. Well... It all began early on a Saturday morning. I made the journey to Lizzie's, where I found Jess and her talking to a half-naked man. Well, boy, really. Er, yes, so then we walked to le bus stop. Exciting. Caught the bus, then Tom caught the bus, played "Shag, Marry, Kill?" for a while, and it got a bit silly. So then we got off the bus and walked to the Grafton centre. Ack, this is unbearably boring for me to write about.
Let's talk about my playlist.
Oh wow, most played item: District Sleeps Alone Tonight - The Postal Service. Followed by Such Great Heights. Then Build God, The We'll Talk.
Shag, Marry, Kiil? Conor Oberst, Jake Gyllenhaal, Simon Amstell.
This must be the oddest blog I've ever written. Random pieces of thought. Strung together. Without a thought of linking. Them.
Weddings. How do y'all want to get married, if at all? I want to be married under a palm canopy, bare footed. The cake would be made of Krispy Kremes, all different flavours for the different tiers. A live band. A decent live band. The dress would be reeaaally, reeeeaaaaally expensive. And I'd get the bridesmaids and pageboys to paintball it.
Meh, or not.
I'll get on with my story now.
Comment. Erm. Please? March 24 But whoo is Magoo?I do not know.
I may never know.
Heck, maybe I don't even care.
What's it to you anyhu? You people don't even read the titles anyway. You just greedily grab the blog. I spend YEARS thinking of decent titles and they never get read. Shame on you. From now on, I will have shitty titles and I will place the blame fully on you. Yes, you! And you! Aww, you I love too much. But you, definitely.
And on with the blog.
I am rethinking my entire, 15-year life. I mean, I thought I could write poems that moved, and showed the real me. I thought my poems had depth. But look, and I ask you LOOK. This is so brilliant, I couldn't put it off. I had to show you all.
my name is lil leah
i lyk da name called mia
i ave loadsa frends
but it all depends
on if u kno hw 2 b a frend,
i am very cheeky
and can b very meaty
i lyk 2 shop
n also hop
n be very sneeky. Does that not just inspire you to, to... Jump off a fucking sixteen-storey building? What the FUCK? Poems on spaces are SUPPOSED to be depressing, emoey and downright twisted. She's bending all the rules! But she does it oh-so-stylishly. I mean, aqua? Genius.
Ah yeah, before I got sidetracked. I guess I'd better blog? Nah, actually. Oh shit I feel bad.
I just want to apologise for being such a bitch. Sorry Leah. Sorry Lisa, who I quite happily took the piss out of the other day. You're not worse than me. Just because I choose to spell correctly doesn't make me better than either of you. You're both ten, and therefore probably don't know any better. I'm really sorry. You probably won't read this, either of you, but I needed to say it.
Yes. I'm a complete weirdo. February 11 You're just too good to be true, can't take my eyes off of you!Saturday's blog. The blog of Saturday!
Today I did.. Nought.
So why am I blogging?
1) To entertain myself.
2) To keep Lizzie's mind off... Things.
3) To air my thoughts on the following subjects:
And that's it... A reasonably long blog, I think. Better than a non-blog. I bid thee good day. December 16 "If no-one moves, then nobody's gonna get hurt. Don't move, 'cause nobody wants to get huh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Woh-oh-oh-oh-oh. We pray, for proof, I'm probably making this up, it's true. I'm probably making this uh-uh-uh-uh-uh...""...Because my body is your body, I won't tell anybody. If you wanna use my body, go for it, yeah."
Haha, had use just about ALL the lyrics in that song. Woo, new obsession. We Are Scientists rule. Aw, happiness flowing freely throughout veins.
Despite ICT coursework. Let's face it guys. I'm going to fail. Miserably. So why bother? Awww, I don't even know what I'm doing wrong. Except EVERYTHING. Help? Somebody? Maybe I should just give up and DIE. Hm, maybe not quite. But it IS bugging me one helluva lot. Ah well. Let's talk about something else. Ooh, I saw this idea somewhere else and have decided to make it my own.
This is ME: A-Z A: Amazing. Ok, maybe not. Hmm... Aw... I can't thin... Yes! Aw. That is ME. I say "Aw" more often than anything else. It's become part of my character. Oh. My. God, or ARCTIC MONKEYS. I can't seem to write them in un-capital letters. Ah well. They deserve to be shown up. They are the rulingest.
P: Puk-kaaaaw! Completely stuck on words, but I say this a lot. (I know, I know, see above letter). Q: Quatsch. As in German for nonsense. Damn straight. R: Rah! Again... I'm sorry. But "rah" is my trademark. Almost. S: SEX!! Couldn't resist. T: Tired. I am lethargic, most of the time. Hah, you can tell I am now because all of my answers have been so shit. U: Unique. Well, everyone is. Brian: "Everyone's different!" Multitude: "Yes, we're all different." Small voice near back: "I'm not". Haha, "Life Of Brian" is an actual legend of a movie. V: I think I'm going to have to resort to the dictionary from now on. Visible. But I do wonder sometimes...
A fly just flew into me and landed om the desk. It's on its back and can't get up. Life's a bitch.
W: Waif. *gesniffen*. Yeah, I feel waif-like sometimes. Like now. Love me, people. LOVE. ME. Or not... Wardrobe.I spend a lot of my time in my wardrobe. It just seems... Safe. Ok, I even freaked myself out there. But that's the truth. X: Fuck that. No way is there a word beginning with "X" that describes me. Y: Yo-yo. Hah, that is such a sucky word. But I guess it describes me. Z: Zealous. Sometimes. I was zealous today, making biscuits. Yay. But guess what? I left the tin, with biscuits in, at school. Aw.
Well that was a waste of time. You know nothing more about me, except that I am completely willing to spend 3498725 hours on a STUPID NON-BLOG.
Have a nice day... November 28 "I'm so fizzy I could burst!"Wow I love that song. Aaaaah, it's so gorgeous. (Mint Car - The Cure). Anyway, this is a PROPER blog, no quizzes in sight, I promise. Soooo then.
LIFE! Isn't it good, people? Well, ish, anyway. It's not AWFUL, I'll grant it that.
Cuh! I can't believe it. I have about 27837472 people on my contact list, 12301 people online, but I'm not talking to anyone. Man, was it something I said? Ok, wait, I'm now talking to Lizzie. About Isaac, oddly enough. Pah! Where's Jimmy? And Chris? Not here, apparently. Wow, that's become my like, catchphrase. Awww, I'm so unloved *sniffles*.
Right then. Music! EVERYone loves music. Nobody has not liked some music at some point during their lives. Meh, the whole subject's too big. Right then.
Me: "Lizzie! What shall I blog about? Give me a word or phrase."
Lizzie: "I love Isaac. A random but true phrase."
Cuh! So here I am, writing about me loving Isaac, or Lizzie loving Isaac? Lizzie, yeah. Ok then. So. Well this whole thing is a bit tragic really. Poor Lizzie is basically in love with this dude in a band, with her brother. But the thing is... Her brother won't allow it. I know! A tragic fairy tale. Hmm... Anyway. I think to really get the full picture, you need to know Lizzie. Which some of you don't. But I'm not here to write about Lizzie. So, moving on.
Me: "Jo! What shall I blog about?"
Jo: "Your beautiful friend Josephine (Jo)"
Ok... Cuh, so vain... Anyway. Jo Sriskandan. She is 14, shortish, and a good friend. She.. erm. Well.I have a picture of her holding a tortoise somewhere. Go look for it! Found it? Well, that's her. She's more of a "girl" than me, but don't hold that against her. Wow, considering she's my friend, I really don't know that much about her. Jo, comment and leave details for all the wonderful people!
Me: "Loz! What shall I blog about?"
Loz: "ME"
Hah! Ok then, so here we go. Loz is also 14, tallish and a good friend. She's probably my oldest non-Isleham friend. She's vair vair funny, and annoyingly pretty. Clever too. Yes people, she may sound perfect but the thing is... I dunno. Heh, this ought to boost your ego, Loz.
ARGH!! Bored.
I'm sorry, but I found it, and I like it.
Name : Leonora Your Heritage/Nationality : English. What Is/Are : Words You Like : Amazingly, wow, apparently, blate, like and fuck. Phrases You Over-Use : "God, what a fricking... FRICK!" "Not here, apparently."Your First Thought When You Wake Up : "Oh God, it's morning." This Or That... Pepsi or Coke : Pepsi Do You... Smoke : No. Well, I HAVE. But I won't. Bleauk. Drank Alcohol : Yes... If I say no, I'll get 3248927342 comments reminding me about Rachel's party - which, by the way, was amazing!Smoked : No. Got High : No. Done Any Drugs : No. Eaten An Entire Box Of Chocolates : No. Been On Stage : No. Gone Skinny Dipping : No. Dyed Your Hair : No. Stolen Anything : No. What an interesting life I lead!
Had A Nightmare : Last week. The First of (probably) Many...Woo! This is my second first blog. It is the second, as this is my second space, and the first as no more have been written before it (at least on this space).
Right, for those loyal followers of my last blog (at last count a huge... erm... 2), this is your Mecca. Your Holy Grail, your White Hart. Whatever it is you guys look for. Anyway, this is it! Woohoo and things. You could at least pretend to be excited.
Ah well, nevermind. Anyway because this is unofficially my first blog, I guess I should introduce myself.
I am Leonora. Hi.
Great, now formalities are out of the way, let's get on with it shall we? You may be wondering why the hell I am writing a blog at three in the morning. That's a fair thought and I will explain.
Try drinking three cups of UN-decaffeinated (caffeinated?) coffee before you go to bed. Then you'll see. I am trying to get as much mileage out of this coffee as I can. Of course i will have to sleep all day tommorow, but it's worth it for the peace and quiet. True, there are a few die-hards out there, and people from the other side of the world, but I don't know most of them, so I feel nice and... isolated. Damn.
Not a long entry, but I'm sure it will suffice. Not entirely riviting, or even mildly interesting, but what is there to write about at quarter past three?
Exactly.
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